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Shame on Orrin Hatch - The Patron Saint of Quack Medicine
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Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View PostI will donate to the monument provided that it is put up in your neighborhood."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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"I Sell Cures, not Fallacies"
By Don Mac! at the Disco.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the halls of a gym corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
What an excellent workout
What an excellent workout, says a kid’s mom to a trainer
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor woman’s back is so sore
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra lavender oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil that’s proprietary.
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra rosemary oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil of mountain cranberry.
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, all minimums are waived
Well this calls for a dose of
Noni oil from Kwajalein
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, essentially, I’m MLM enslaved
Well this calls for fructose or
Sucrose-free oil of sweet bay
I chime in with a
Haven’t you people ever heard of downstream networks before?
No? It's much easier to make this kind of bling with St. Croix’s Oil that lacks chirality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of using rose hips or cypress oil?
No? It's much better to treat these tough migraines with a poultice made from patchouli
Again
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of oil of young mushroom spores?
No? It's much better to treat your lower back pain with a few drops of wintergreen that’s Nepalese.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of Hawaiian sandalwood oil?
No? It's much better to treat your kid’s diabetes with a hint of mint and DoTerra Serenity®
"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post"I Sell Cures, not Fallacies"
By Don Mac! at the Disco.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the halls of a gym corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
What an excellent workout
What an excellent workout, says a kid’s mom to a trainer
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor woman’s back is so sore
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra lavender oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil that’s proprietary.
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra rosemary oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil of mountain cranberry.
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, all minimums are waived
Well this calls for a dose of
Noni oil from Kwajalein
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, essentially, I’m MLM enslaved
Well this calls for fructose or
Sucrose-free oil of sweet bay
I chime in with a
Haven’t you people ever heard of downstream networks before?
No? It's much easier to make this kind of bling with St. Croix’s Oil that lacks chirality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of using rose hips or cypress oil?
No? It's much better to treat these tough migraines with a poultice made from patchouli
Again
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of oil of young mushroom spores?
No? It's much better to treat your lower back pain with a few drops of wintergreen that’s Nepalese.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of Hawaiian sandalwood oil?
No? It's much better to treat your kid’s diabetes with a hint of mint and DoTerra Serenity®
http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...poetry-thread/"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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Originally posted by Lost Student View Post"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostI see Donuthole has a disciple, and an uncultured one at that."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostI see Donuthole has a disciple.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWell, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne."Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostI took my two oldest to a P!ATD concert last month. I think he referenced champagne in half the songs.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by falafel View Post"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Originally posted by Moliere View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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That's great."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Speaking of quack medicine, there was a doTerra convention in town this week. I was walking down the sidewalk amongst dozens of doTerra faithful and had this overwhelming urge to yell out, "Essential oils are a scam!".
Fortunately, I resisted the urge because I didn't want to get cited for inciting a riot. A stampeding herd of essential oil mommies is a danger to public safety.
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Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostSpeaking of quack medicine, there was a doTerra convention in town this week. I was walking down the sidewalk amongst dozens of doTerra faithful and had this overwhelming urge to yell out, "Essential oils are a scam!".
Fortunately, I resisted the urge because I didn't want to get cited for inciting a riot. A stampeding herd of essential oil mommies is a danger to public safety.“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman
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