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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    First, you explain the virtue of not knowing it. 30K followers and LDS folks reference her frequently (99% of the time to condemn) in all forms of social media.

    You sound like my wife. I am often explaining words and phrases to her. Things like "MILF", "camel toe", etc. that have ... uh ... dubious meanings. Instead of thanking me, she always says, "And why on earth do you know THAT word?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by frank ryan View Post
    I loved how the church statement put white culture in quotes, because it is kind of a made up thing.
    Exactly. "White Culture" is nonsensical. There is American culture, English Culture, Irish culture etc. The reason society speaks of "black culture" is because the slave owners eradicated point of origin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    First, you explain the virtue of not knowing it. 30K followers and LDS folks reference her frequently (99% of the time to condemn) in all forms of social media.

    You sound like my wife. I am often explaining words and phrases to her. Things like "MILF", "camel toe", etc. that have ... uh ... dubious meanings. Instead of thanking me, she always says, "And why on earth do you know THAT word?"
    you had to tell your wife what a milf and cameltoe are? i hope not in the same context?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    First, you explain the virtue of not knowing it. 30K followers and LDS folks reference her frequently (99% of the time to condemn) in all forms of social media.

    You sound like my wife. I am often explaining words and phrases to her. Things like "MILF", "camel toe", etc. that have ... uh ... dubious meanings. Instead of thanking me, she always says, "And why on earth do you know THAT word?"
    Dude, that happens to me all the time! At least you have a built-in excuse because you are a Bishop and thus learn all the youthful slang as you hear confessions. I, on the other hand, have no excuse other than, "Uhh, i learned it on CougarStadium".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    Dude, that happens to me all the time! At least you have a built-in excuse because you are a Bishop and thus learn all the youthful slang as you hear confessions. I, on the other hand, have no excuse other than, "Uhh, i learned it on CougarStadium".
    Lol. Or redtube.

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    KUTV news on the whitey wifey:

    http://kutv.com/news/local/have-the-...urch-statement

    I guess they read CS too!

    Interestingly, they name her. Ayla Stewart. Was this common knowledge before? Sheesh, she is taking a big risk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    KUTV news on the whitey wifey:

    http://kutv.com/news/local/have-the-...urch-statement

    I guess they read CS too!

    Interestingly, they name her. Ayla Stewart. Was this common knowledge before? Sheesh, she is taking a big risk.
    First, she says that it's a dark day because the LDS Church turned it's back on whites, referencing the church's statement. But then she says she doesn't listen to the church's PR dept, and to get back to her when the First Presidency denounces her views. Which is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    First, she says that it's a dark day because the LDS Church turned it's back on whites, referencing the church's statement. But then she says she doesn't listen to the church's PR dept, and to get back to her when the First Presidency denounces her views. Which is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    KUTV news on the whitey wifey:

    http://kutv.com/news/local/have-the-...urch-statement

    I guess they read CS too!

    Interestingly, they name her. Ayla Stewart. Was this common knowledge before? Sheesh, she is taking a big risk.

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    Prize includes 5.25M Rupees. How much is that? Does that just go to the church?
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Prize includes 5.25M Rupees. How much is that? Does that just go to the church?
    Just over 80k.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Just over 80k.
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    5.25M Rupees buys a ton. This is a game changer.

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    I think the actual prize amount is only 10% of that. The article says "Rs. 5,25,000"


    Edit: Just looked into it: "Rs. 5,25,000" means five Lakh and 25,000 rupees. A Lakh is worth 100,000 so the total amount is worth around 8k.

    Double Edit:
    No new shiny wheels for the Avalon this time:
    The honor also includes a cash award of 525,000 rupees, about $8,000, which Elder Christofferson will be donating to a school for the disabled in India.
    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8...on-leader.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Student View Post
    I think the actual prize amount is only 10% of that. The article says "Rs. 5,25,000"


    Edit: Just looked into it: "Rs. 5,25,000" means five Lakh and 25,000 rupees. A Lakh is worth 100,000 so the total amount is worth around 8k.

    Double Edit:
    No new shiny wheels for the Avalon this time:

    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8...on-leader.html
    So less than six ontis of silver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Student View Post
    I think the actual prize amount is only 10% of that. The article says "Rs. 5,25,000"


    Edit: Just looked into it: "Rs. 5,25,000" means five Lakh and 25,000 rupees. A Lakh is worth 100,000 so the total amount is worth around 8k.

    Double Edit:
    No new shiny wheels for the Avalon this time:

    The honor also includes a cash award of 525,000 rupees, about $8,000, which Elder Christofferson will be donating to a school for the disabled in India.
    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8...on-leader.html
    Impoverished disabled kids in India get all the breaks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solon View Post
    Impoverished disabled kids in India get all the breaks.
    You can say that again.

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