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    Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
    Who remembers this popular mormon primary song referenced in the first paragraph? It's apparently real, but I don't recall hearing it.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kate...140000834.html
    Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
    “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
    “Got a Dime in My Pocket.”
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
      “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
      “Got a Dime in My Pocket.”
      Are any of those hits square danceable?

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      • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
        “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
        “Got a Dime in My Pocket.”
        Never heard of them.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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        • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
          “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
          “Got a Dime in My Pocket.”
          I still have that cassette tape in my basement somewhere!
          "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
            “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
            “Got a Dime in My Pocket.”
            My sister had that cassette and would play it over...and over...and over...and over...

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            • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..”
              Ah yes, Janeen Brady and Brite Music. She did have seven or eight kids. I can only name the first four. Her husband Ted and my Father were both counselors in the bishopric when I was young.

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              • Originally posted by Scott R Nelson View Post
                Ah yes, Janeen Brady and Brite Music. She did have seven or eight kids. I can only name the first four. Her husband Ted and my Father were both counselors in the bishopric when I was young.
                Is this where the I'm a VIP in my family song came from? I have a vague memory of Brite music.
                "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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                • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Not a primary song. It was from a Janeen Brady album called “I’m a Mormon..” My family had the cassette and we listened to it often. It contained other hits like: “I’m a Mormon”
                  “Grandpa and Grandma are Going Away on a Mission” and
                  Got a Dime in My Pocket.
                  The following is all from memory. We used to listen to the tape in the car on road trips when I was a kid:

                  I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                  so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                  Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                  but I know the rules, the dos and the don'ts, for happy happy living
                  I learn to say, I will and I won't, I try to be forgiving

                  Maybe you'ld like me to tell you about
                  the things that I know are true?
                  Then you can be a Mormon too!

                  I'm a Mormon through and through
                  so you can follow my example in the things I say and do

                  ... (can't remember the rest of the words)

                  -----------------

                  Got a Dime in my Pocket
                  I can feel when I walk it
                  kind rolls and bounces around.

                  Earned it working for
                  the man next door
                  and now I'm going to town

                  Gotta do some arithmetic
                  and I've got to do it quick
                  before I can use it, my friend

                  Take ten percent for tithing first
                  that leaves nine whole pennies to spend!

                  Ten percent for tithing first
                  that leaves nine whole pennies to spend, to spend,
                  yes nine whole pennies to spend!

                  -----------------

                  The "When I grow up I want to be a Mother" also had similar lines about being a father and holding the Priesthood, but I don't remember the words. You can find recordings of it on youtube.

                  -----------------

                  My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                  and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                  He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                  yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                  He can throw a ball so high
                  you think it's gonna break the sky
                  He knows the name of every kind of jet! Vroom!

                  He can add up any sum
                  He always has money for bubblegum
                  I haven't figured how he does yet it

                  But

                  My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                  and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                  He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                  yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                  --------

                  That's all I got

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                  • P.S. Kate Kelly is one nasty, and nasty-looking, feminazi. Ugh.

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                    • Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                      The following is all from memory. We used to listen to the tape in the car on road trips when I was a kid:

                      I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                      so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                      Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                      but I know the rules, the dos and the don'ts, for happy happy living
                      I learn to say, I will and I won't, I try to be forgiving

                      Maybe you'ld like me to tell you about
                      the things that I know are true?
                      Then you can be a Mormon too!

                      I'm a Mormon through and through
                      so you can follow my example in the things I say and do

                      ... (can't remember the rest of the words)

                      -----------------

                      Got a Dime in my Pocket
                      I can feel when I walk it
                      kind rolls and bounces around.

                      Earned it working for
                      the man next door
                      and now I'm going to town

                      Gotta do some arithmetic
                      and I've got to do it quick
                      before I can use it, my friend

                      Take ten percent for tithing first
                      that leaves nine whole pennies to spend!

                      Ten percent for tithing first
                      that leaves nine whole pennies to spend, to spend,
                      yes nine whole pennies to spend!

                      -----------------

                      The "When I grow up I want to be a Mother" also had similar lines about being a father and holding the Priesthood, but I don't remember the words. You can find recordings of it on youtube.

                      -----------------

                      My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                      and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                      He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                      yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                      He can throw a ball so high
                      you think it's gonna break the sky
                      He knows the name of every kind of jet! Vroom!

                      He can add up any sum
                      He always has money for bubblegum
                      I haven't figured how he does yet it

                      But

                      My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                      and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                      He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                      yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                      --------

                      That's all I got
                      I thought the great Kirby Heyborne/Will Swenson masterpiece “Sons of Provo” was pure satire and fiction. It sounds like it was just a updated version of 80s reality.

                      I had no idea these Mo-pop cassettes existed.


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                      • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                        Is this where the I'm a VIP in my family song came from? I have a vague memory of Brite music.
                        That one I remember.

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                        • Did anybody else have a Latter-day Night Live tape? Sometime around mid-eighties. I listened to that and a Bill Cosby tape a lot as I went to bed. Good times.
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                          • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                            That one I remember.
                            We had those cassettes for the kids, too. I remember a little of the one about memorizing their phone number and also to look for a grandma or mother with children if you get lost.

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                            • Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                              The following is all from memory. We used to listen to the tape in the car on road trips when I was a kid:

                              I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                              so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                              Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                              but I know the rules, the dos and the don'ts, for happy happy living
                              I learn to say, I will and I won't, I try to be forgiving

                              Maybe you'ld like me to tell you about
                              the things that I know are true?
                              Then you can be a Mormon too!

                              I'm a Mormon through and through
                              so you can follow my example in the things I say and do

                              ... (can't remember the rest of the words)

                              -----------------

                              Got a Dime in my Pocket
                              I can feel when I walk it
                              kind rolls and bounces around.

                              Earned it working for
                              the man next door
                              and now I'm going to town

                              Gotta do some arithmetic
                              and I've got to do it quick
                              before I can use it, my friend

                              Take ten percent for tithing first
                              that leaves nine whole pennies to spend!

                              Ten percent for tithing first
                              that leaves nine whole pennies to spend, to spend,
                              yes nine whole pennies to spend!

                              -----------------

                              The "When I grow up I want to be a Mother" also had similar lines about being a father and holding the Priesthood, but I don't remember the words. You can find recordings of it on youtube.

                              -----------------

                              My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                              and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                              He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                              yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                              He can throw a ball so high
                              you think it's gonna break the sky
                              He knows the name of every kind of jet! Vroom!

                              He can add up any sum
                              He always has money for bubblegum
                              I haven't figured how he does yet it

                              But

                              My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                              and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                              He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                              yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                              --------

                              That's all I got
                              Must have been a later verse. The first verse was

                              I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                              so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                              Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                              Trust in my word, you'll quickly observe, I'm diff'rent as can be.

                              also

                              Hey everybody it's family night, you better take the phone off the hook (what an odd concept nowadays)
                              Hey everybody it's family night, I've already got the family night book.
                              (That's all on that one)

                              finally

                              And when I'm even taller and I earn a whole dollar
                              You can bet I'll know what to do
                              I'll give back the dime that wasn't mine
                              Then I'll be faithful and true
                              It'll help righteous people build a church with a steeple
                              (Forgot the last line)

                              We spun the heck out of that LP at my house. Almost as much as Elvis.
                              “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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                              • Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                                Must have been a later verse. The first verse was

                                I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                                so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                                Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                                Trust in my word, you'll quickly observe, I'm diff'rent as can be.

                                also

                                Hey everybody it's family night, you better take the phone off the hook (what an odd concept nowadays)
                                Hey everybody it's family night, I've already got the family night book.
                                (That's all on that one)

                                finally

                                And when I'm even taller and I earn a whole dollar
                                You can bet I'll know what to do
                                I'll give back the dime that wasn't mine
                                Then I'll be faithful and true
                                It'll help righteous people build a church with a steeple
                                (Forgot the last line)

                                We spun the heck out of that LP at my house. Almost as much as Elvis.
                                I don't think it was a different verse. I think it was my bad memory. I'm famous for garbling and butchering song lyrics.

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