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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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Well boys, it looks like it’s time for a title change.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issues new name guidelines, dropping term Mormon in most uses
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/....html?user=app
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkLast edited by Jeff Lebowski; 08-16-2018, 01:33 PM.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Which version of the name change directive are we on? 3? Haven't they tried this before? The term 'Mormon' will never go away.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
I can only guess how a convo between a Mormon (oops!) and a neighbor will go:
"I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints".
"Which church is that?"
"The Church of Jesus Christ".
"Oh you go to the Church of Christ down the road?"
"No, the restored Church of Jesus Christ".
"Hmm. I haven't seen that one in town. Is it new?"
"No...
The Mormon church, alright? I'm a Mormon, I mean, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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I will follow the style guide when they listen to LGBTQ people and stop using terms like same sex attraction.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I've already started. I tell people I'm in the choir. When they ask which one, I say the one downtown. Never have to say M*****.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis ChapmanComment
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i mean, the church of jesus christ of latter day saints tabernacle choir has a certain ring to it.Originally posted by Copelius View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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No you won't.Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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This one made me laugh:Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
Yes, please do our missionary work for us!· The term "Mormonism" is inaccurate and should not be used. When describing the combination of doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the term "the restored gospel of Jesus Christ" is accurate and preferred."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Mormon.org, facebook and youtube channels
Mormon Channel
@mormonorg
Gonna be a lot of rebranding going on."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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somebody hurry and snag the domain latterdaysaintsandgays.orgPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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thechurchofjesuschristoflatter-daysaints.orgOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
That's a mouthful.
Also owned by someone else.Comment
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Not to mention the Internet channel that they make such announcements from.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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LOL.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
We haven't even skimmed the surface yet. What about mormonscholarstestify? And the whole ex-Mormon internet crowd? Did President Nelson consider them before making this announcement?"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Women StandAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick LamarComment
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