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    that's actually pretty funny
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    Shared by one of my favorite aunts:

    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Shared by one of my favorite aunts:

    "Dude I can't let you sign this..."
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    :facepalm:
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    So much crap on FB right now. Ugh...
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    Oh wow, just what we need. I'm sure "unemployed" veterans are the most mentally sound people we could get to give guns and put them in all our schools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay santos View Post
    Oh wow, just what we need. I'm sure "unemployed" veterans are the most mentally sound people we could get to give guns and put them in all our schools.
    No! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    No! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?
    Wait til some kid comes running out of a door behind the guy, slamming the door into the wall.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    I'm like LeBron James.
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    What if your PIN is a palindrome? 2002 is the same forward as backward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo Diddley View Post
    What if your PIN is a palindrome? 2002 is the same forward as backward.
    Probably a schrodinger’s cat thing. The money comes out but your account stays the same.

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