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    jesus needs to find a more efficient way to carry his doterra oils around
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    jesus needs to find a more efficient way to carry his doterra oils around
    Dude, those are your sins he’s carrying. It’s not meant to be convenient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    What happened to without purse or script?
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    What happened to without purse or script?
    First, that was before the atonement when he had to start carrying everyone's sins (though he must be the universe's best packer to fit all those sins in those few bags).

    Second, wasn't the "without purse..." directive given to his disciples?

    Third, for which play/movie would Jesus be auditioning that would necessitate a script?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    First, that was before the atonement when he had to start carrying everyone's sins (though he must be the universe's best packer to fit all those sins in those few bags).

    Second, wasn't the "without purse..." directive given to his disciples?

    Third, for which play/movie would Jesus be auditioning that would necessitate a script?
    1. Not going to touch that one.

    2. Christ ain't no hypocrite.

    3. Passion of the Christ 2.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a8187051.html
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    This explains so much.

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    This is really just a meme to out uber nerds who actually know what kind of wood harry potter's fictional wand was made of. I'm not falling for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    This is really just a meme to out uber nerds who actually know what kind of wood harry potter's fictional wand was made of. I'm not falling for it.
    Sounds like someone already knows which wood it was made of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Sounds like someone already knows which wood it was made of...
    D-hole knows all about wood.
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    Amazing!




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    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    That one deserves to be shared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    That one got a literal lol from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    That one got a literal lol from me.
    Me too. Genius.
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    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    Uncle Ted will love this one.

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    Ha! That was pretty funny.

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    How did I never realize that was Josh Brolin?

    Also, LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveCoug View Post
    How did I never realize that was Josh Brolin?

    Also, LOL.
    Thought the same about Brolin.

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    Damn Russians.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    Damn Russians.

    I saw that posted the other day and I couldn't believe how many of the replies thought it was 100% real.

    Also, if that was 2.5 miles wide, the tree would be a hell of a lot taller than 10 miles. Come on, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I saw that posted the other day and I couldn't believe how many of the replies thought it was 100% real.

    Also, if that was 2.5 miles wide, the tree would be a hell of a lot taller than 10 miles. Come on, people.
    There are lots of 10 foot tall trees with 2.5 foot wide trunks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Also, if that was 2.5 miles wide, the tree would be a hell of a lot taller than 10 miles. Come on, people.



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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveCoug View Post
    There are lots of 10 foot tall trees with 2.5 foot wide trunks!
    Given the gullibility of the target audience, I guess you could put whatever numbers you want up there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Given the gullibility of the target audience, I guess you could put whatever numbers you want up there.
    A 2.5 mile wide trunk, the tree might reach all the way to Kolob!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I saw that posted the other day and I couldn't believe how many of the replies thought it was 100% real.

    Also, if that was 2.5 miles wide, the tree would be a hell of a lot taller than 10 miles. Come on, people.
    My favorite implication of the post is that someone took a 3-mile chainsaw to it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    My favorite implication of the post is that someone took a 3-mile chainsaw to it.
    Dude, come on. It says right in the bible that there used to be giants in the land.
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    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    wait, chunk is skinny now? smh
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