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  • jesus needs to find a more efficient way to carry his doterra oils around
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
      jesus needs to find a more efficient way to carry his doterra oils around
      Dude, those are your sins he’s carrying. It’s not meant to be convenient.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
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        What happened to without purse or script?
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
          What happened to without purse or script?
          First, that was before the atonement when he had to start carrying everyone's sins (though he must be the universe's best packer to fit all those sins in those few bags).

          Second, wasn't the "without purse..." directive given to his disciples?

          Third, for which play/movie would Jesus be auditioning that would necessitate a script?
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
            First, that was before the atonement when he had to start carrying everyone's sins (though he must be the universe's best packer to fit all those sins in those few bags).

            Second, wasn't the "without purse..." directive given to his disciples?

            Third, for which play/movie would Jesus be auditioning that would necessitate a script?
            1. Not going to touch that one.

            2. Christ ain't no hypocrite.

            3. Passion of the Christ 2.

            http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a8187051.html
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • This explains so much.

                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • This is really just a meme to out uber nerds who actually know what kind of wood harry potter's fictional wand was made of. I'm not falling for it.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    This is really just a meme to out uber nerds who actually know what kind of wood harry potter's fictional wand was made of. I'm not falling for it.
                    Sounds like someone already knows which wood it was made of...
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                      Sounds like someone already knows which wood it was made of...
                      D-hole knows all about wood.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Amazing!




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                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            That one deserves to be shared.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              That one got a literal lol from me.
                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                                That one got a literal lol from me.
                                Me too. Genius.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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