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    that's actually pretty funny
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    Shared by one of my favorite aunts:

    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Shared by one of my favorite aunts:

    "Dude I can't let you sign this..."
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    :facepalm:
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    So much crap on FB right now. Ugh...
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    Oh wow, just what we need. I'm sure "unemployed" veterans are the most mentally sound people we could get to give guns and put them in all our schools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay santos View Post
    Oh wow, just what we need. I'm sure "unemployed" veterans are the most mentally sound people we could get to give guns and put them in all our schools.
    No! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    No! By all means! Arm a bunch of disabled vets with PTSD to the teeth and just post em up in the middle of the school yard and at every door. What could go wrong?
    Wait til some kid comes running out of a door behind the guy, slamming the door into the wall.
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    I'm like LeBron James.
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    What if your PIN is a palindrome? 2002 is the same forward as backward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo Diddley View Post
    What if your PIN is a palindrome? 2002 is the same forward as backward.
    Probably a schrodinger’s cat thing. The money comes out but your account stays the same.

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    So good!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    So good!

    In the history of the universe? I don't know. That is a bold claim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    In the history of the universe? I don't know. That is a bold claim.
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. I’m not super proud of it, but it needed to be done. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.
    Hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. I’m not super proud of it, but it needed to be done. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. I’m not super proud of it, but it needed to be done. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. I’m not super proud of it, but it needed to be done. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.


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    There's a hole in your plan - now that no one can see his posts, we'll never know how he's taken to the new sources.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    There's a hole in your plan - now that no one can see his posts, we'll never know how he's taken to the new sources.
    And not only that, this thread is going to dry up!

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    Is this the modern-day equivalent to poisoning your mother-in-law? (RIP Statman).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    To be fair, the claim is for “this” universe. Always got to give yourself some wiggle room.

    On a related note, my mother-in-law and her husband have been staying with us the last couple of days. The husband is the one who posts 90% of the stuff I share in this thread. He is crazy. Well, he made the mistake of leaving his phone unattended yesterday. After joking about it with my wife for years, I changed his Facebook settings to “only me” so that now, no one else sees the ridiculous crap he posts all day, every day. I also unliked several of the extreme right wing pages he was following and liked several more “neutral” news organizations so that he’s exposed to some better ideas. I’m not super proud of it, but it needed to be done. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.


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    Not smart dude. When he finds out his posts are not visible to other people, he’s going to claim that Facebook did it to stifle his free speech. That will just add fuel to the fire and he’ll be back at twice the rage.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moliere View Post
    Not smart dude. When he finds out his posts are not visible to other people, he’s going to claim that Facebook did it to stifle his free speech. That will just add fuel to the fire and he’ll be back at twice the rage.
    aw shit- deep state censorship hard at work!
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    Well, damn. Not sure how he figured it out in just over 24 hours. It appears neither plan is working.




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    I'm like LeBron James.
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    He's onto you Dwight! As well as every other librul commie trying to take his speech down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Wow you'd think with that modern luggage Jesus would update his wardrobe a bit, too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    Wow you'd think with that modern luggage Jesus would update his wardrobe a bit, too...
    The Trump election was a surprise, even to Jesus. You can’t blame him if he hadn’t updated his wardrobe before he returned to the White House.

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