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  • Hello

    The mandatory questions, things everyone wants to know about you:

    How did you find CUF?

    Cougarboard

    How did you choose your moniker?

    Its where I went to school

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?

    Sue people

    How many time zones have you lived in?

    Three

    What are your sports loyalties?

    BYU, Denver Broncos

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

    Can't wait. Can't even begin to imagine.


    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    What do you like about CUF?

    Nothing (which is why I never visited the CougarUteForum)

    What don't you like about CUF?

    The name

    Do you pee in the sink?

    No, but pissing in the shower is a daily ritual

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?

    Huh?

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    If I have kids I will

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)

    It's complicated (ask if you want to know the details)

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    This is an internet message board. Do you really need to ask?

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?

    I don't expect anyone to respond to this thread ... I expect everyone to respond to this thread.



    P.S. Feel free to ask me about anything. I am an open book (except when I am not).

  • #2
    Originally posted by UVACoug View Post
    P.S. Feel free to ask me about anything. I am an open book (except when I am not).
    What's your favorite smurf?
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #3
      Welcome and thanks for the very open and informative introduction.

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      • #4
        Welcome, Welcome

        I may be small, but I'm slow.

        A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
          What's your favorite smurf?
          They're not chattel. WHO is your favorite smurf?

          Welcome!
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • #6
            Great start, UVA. Don't flame out. Keep posting!
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • #7
              When I read your posts, do you mind if I pronounce your handle in my mind as "Ooova?" It sounds very fecund.

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              • #8
                Welcome!
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                  When I read your posts, do you mind if I pronounce your handle in my mind as "Ooova?" It sounds very fecund.
                  I like it, but I think it sounds more oenophilic than fecund.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                    What's your favorite smurf?
                    This one:

                    smurf-244x300.jpg

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      When I read your posts, do you mind if I pronounce your handle in my mind as "Ooova?" It sounds very fecund.
                      That's how I pronounce it.

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                      • #12
                        Two things, 1. Shit, another lawyer. B. my favorite t-shirt in high school was a UVA shirt that said "One HellUVA School", I felt like a real rebel wearing that.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by UVACoug View Post
                          This one:

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                          You and I shall be great friends...

                          Sois le bienvenu!
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                            You and I shall be great friends...

                            Sois le bienvenu!

                            Welcome. I am glad to have you here. I don't say that to just anybody, I say it to everyone.

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                            • #15
                              Welcome.

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