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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Sun City is part of Summerlin. In fact, its called Sun City Summerlin.

    My understanding is that the Hillpointe chapel and the Alta/Town Center chapel are the only two that are actually within Summerlin. The rest that are close are just outside the boundaries. When I lived in south Summerlin, where there are no chapels, my bishop told me that they were trying to buy land within Summerlin for a new chapel but Summerlin refused. They wanted more diversity among the churches, which I suppose is nice, but when 25% or more of your community is LDS, you might want to think about allowing them another building or two.
    No way this is a legit stat. In my development of ~60 homes, only three are LDS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    No way this is a legit stat. In my development of ~60 homes, only three are LDS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    No way this is a legit stat. In my development of ~60 homes, only three are LDS.


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    Topper is right. Once you start getting into the nicer neighborhoods, the LDS population goes up quickly.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Gospel Principles today became a ward mission council meeting. I ended up with about 90 seconds for my lesson on the creation. I killed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Gospel Principles today became a ward mission council meeting. I ended up with about 90 seconds for my lesson on the creation. I killed it.

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    What a waste of a fantastic lesson. Iím teaching the eight year olds this year. Iíll tell you what, Iíd bet money that those kids never had a creation lesson like the one they got Week 2.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    What a waste of a fantastic lesson. Iím teaching the eight year olds this year. Iíll tell you what, Iíd bet money that those kids never had a creation lesson like the one they got Week 2.


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    No kidding. I had at least another 30-40 seconds of strong material prepared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    No kidding. I had at least another 30-40 seconds of strong material prepared.

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