"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
I'm assigned to teach a combined priesthood lesson on Elder Robbins' conference talk, Which Way do You Face. I think I'll begin with a rebuke of everyone who has ever disagreed with their leaders and then spend the rest of the time hammering on the need for blind obedience. That is, after all, what the church wants from its members, so there's no point in beating around the bush.
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924