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  • Hi?

    How did you find CUF?
    Google.


    How did you choose your moniker?


    I am a huge fan of both nonverbal communication and classical music.


    What do you do (other than read CUF)?


    Family activities dominate a good portion of my free time. I am a married 30ish guy with a brood of little kids.

    I watch BYU.

    I love getting outdoors and doing things like canoeing, camping, and hiking. (I don't love being in the outdoors when I am with the scouts, but I do like warping the minds of the next generation, so it's still fun from that perspective.)

    How many time zones have you lived in?
    5 time zones. I think the template used to ask about states? 5 states and a foreign mission. Probably going to move the family to one more state and stay forever- if I can control anything.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    I love college FB and BBall. I try to watch and attend as many BYU games as I can.

    I stopped following the NFL and MLB once I had kids. In the next couple of years I hope to pick them back up again, but I don't feel anything for my old teams any more.

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    I think this post will be met with an awkward silence. I would consider a question an award.


    What do you like about CUF?

    I love the topics and characters. You guys are crazy. Good crazy. But crazy.

    What don't you like about CUF?
    I love the long threads, but when a 3 year old thread gets resurrected that barely applies to the current topic, I wonder if the resurrect-er knows that Freud taught anyone who does this has a fetish for small feet and rancid pudding.

    Also, run on sentences.

    Incomplete sentences.

    Grahmmer and spellling errors.

    Do you pee in the sink?
    Never at home.

    When I'm on the phone in a hotel.... hmmm.... well..... hmmm....ummm. I can promise that I have not peed in more than in 400 different hotels sinks. I also can't promise that my promise is not a lie. Don't judge me. It's a faulty record keeping issue more than an integrity concern.

    Oh, you are just going to judge me for peeing in hotel sinks? That's fair.


    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?


    Yes. My first year when I was new to sales and I was actually trying to sell things, it sucked. I have been in outside business sales or a medical sale since college. I have jumped industry's a couple of times, but I have always been in sales. I love it. It feels like I am a paid to hang out with buddies. Or, like I am paid to bounce around and get to know people for money. Kind of like a whore. A whore who loves everything about their job.


    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    No. I recently gave up Monster and Dr. Pepper because caffeine is too hard core for me.

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
    Good.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Creepy by nature, I suppose. I have lurked off and on for 2 or 3 years.

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?

    No. Jokes about being a whore probably alienated the good Mormons and a lack of a joke about good standing ruined it for the rest. I guess I will never make any internet friends.

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    Don't tease us... actually jump in and join the fray.


    When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
    -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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    • #3
      Welcome!
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • #4
        Welcome, Winky. You may find that CUF likes whores, or at least jokes about them a lot more than you thought.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • #5
          Welcome. I am glad to have you hear.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Winky Bach View Post

            What don't you like about CUF?
            Also, run on sentences.

            Incomplete sentences.

            Grahmmer and spellling errors.
            Originally posted by byu71 View Post
            Welcome. I am glad to have you hear.
            Winky, take note: this is why 71 is so great. Also because he uses lots of vinegar.

            Welcome aboard.
            "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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            • #7
              Hey Winky. Welcome aboard.

              Don't be one of these wimps that makes a nice intro post and then goes back to lurking. Jump right in.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Winky Bach View Post
                How did you find CUF?

                How many time zones have you lived in?
                5 time zones. I think the template used to ask about states? 5 states and a foreign mission. Probably going to move the family to one more state and stay forever- if I can control anything.
                Welcome.

                To which state do you want to move?
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Winky Bach View Post

                  What don't you like about CUF?
                  I love the long threads, but when a 3 year old thread gets resurrected that barely applies to the current topic, I wonder if the resurrect-er knows that Freud taught anyone who does this has a fetish for small feet and rancid pudding.
                  Wuap has always been open about his various fetishes, but he hasn't mentioned small feet and rancid pudding.

                  Welcome, Winky.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                    Welcome, Winky. You may find that CUF likes whores, or at least jokes about them a lot more than you thought.
                    Haha. I had lots of other comments, but I don't want to test the good will of whore statements in 2/2 posts.

                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    Wuap has always been open about his various fetishes, but he hasn't mentioned small feet and rancid pudding.
                    So he never specifically denied it then?

                    Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                    To which state do you want to move?
                    I am making a change at work. Less expensive areas with bigger cities are the only criteria. We just want to settle somewhere for a long time.

                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Don't be one of these wimps that makes a nice intro post and then goes back to lurking. Jump right in.
                    I picked a bad and busy day to join. Thanks again for the welcome everyone.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      Wuap has always been open about his various fetishes, but he hasn't mentioned small feet and rancid pudding.

                      Welcome, Winky.
                      I'm leaving my avatar until you acknowledge it. or, I get bored with it.
                      "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                      • #12
                        Welcome.

                        Your name makes me think this should be your avatar.
                        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by hostile View Post
                          Welcome.

                          Your name makes me think this should be your avatar.
                          Yep, that's what I thought.

                          Winky, did you work as a pacemaker rep?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by hostile View Post
                            Your name makes me think this should be your avatar.
                            Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                            Yep, that's what I thought.

                            Winky, did you work as a pacemaker rep?
                            LOL. No, I have never sold pacemakers, but if I gave you two another guess on products you would get it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Winky Bach View Post
                              LOL. No, I have never sold pacemakers, but if I gave you two another guess on products you would get it.
                              Breast implants?
                              If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                              "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                              "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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