How did you find CUF?
How did you choose your moniker?
I am a huge fan of both nonverbal communication and classical music.
What do you do (other than read CUF)?
Family activities dominate a good portion of my free time. I am a married 30ish guy with a brood of little kids.
I watch BYU.
I love getting outdoors and doing things like canoeing, camping, and hiking. (I don't love being in the outdoors when I am with the scouts, but I do like warping the minds of the next generation, so it's still fun from that perspective.)
How many time zones have you lived in?
5 time zones. I think the template used to ask about states? 5 states and a foreign mission. Probably going to move the family to one more state and stay forever- if I can control anything.
What are your sports loyalties?
I love college FB and BBall. I try to watch and attend as many BYU games as I can.
I stopped following the NFL and MLB once I had kids. In the next couple of years I hope to pick them back up again, but I don't feel anything for my old teams any more.
Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
I think this post will be met with an awkward silence. I would consider a question an award.
What do you like about CUF?
I love the topics and characters. You guys are crazy. Good crazy. But crazy.
What don't you like about CUF?
I love the long threads, but when a 3 year old thread gets resurrected that barely applies to the current topic, I wonder if the resurrect-er knows that Freud taught anyone who does this has a fetish for small feet and rancid pudding.
Also, run on sentences.
Grahmmer and spellling errors.
Do you pee in the sink?
Never at home.
When I'm on the phone in a hotel.... hmmm.... well..... hmmm....ummm. I can promise that I have not peed in more than in 400 different hotels sinks. I also can't promise that my promise is not a lie. Don't judge me. It's a faulty record keeping issue more than an integrity concern.
Oh, you are just going to judge me for peeing in hotel sinks? That's fair.
Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
Yes. My first year when I was new to sales and I was actually trying to sell things, it sucked. I have been in outside business sales or a medical sale since college. I have jumped industry's a couple of times, but I have always been in sales. I love it. It feels like I am a paid to hang out with buddies. Or, like I am paid to bounce around and get to know people for money. Kind of like a whore. A whore who loves everything about their job.
When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
No. I recently gave up Monster and Dr. Pepper because caffeine is too hard core for me.
What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
Creepy by nature, I suppose. I have lurked off and on for 2 or 3 years.
Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
No. Jokes about being a whore probably alienated the good Mormons and a lack of a joke about good standing ruined it for the rest. I guess I will never make any internet friends.