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    This is the thing that pisses me off the most about the honor code: I had no idea what a thick, luxuriant beard KVN was forced to hide while at BYU. I mean, can the HCO please just issue a man like him a beard card? Seriously, I hate the no-beard rule, but I could tolerate it if they made exceptions for real manly beards like the one on KVN. Such a tragedy.

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    ESPN article about the growing prevalence of silicone wedding rings in the NFL. I'm a big fan of them.

    Kyle Van Noy gets a shout out for wearing one , but loses points for having a white one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    ESPN article about the growing prevalence of silicone wedding rings in the NFL. I'm a big fan of them.

    Kyle Van Noy gets a shout out for wearing one , but loses points for having a white one
    I have one I wear at the gym while I lift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    ESPN article about the growing prevalence of silicone wedding rings in the NFL. I'm a big fan of them.

    Kyle Van Noy gets a shout out for wearing one , but loses points for having a white one
    White is delightsome. And a byu color!
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    White is delightsome. And a byu color!
    Is it? I thought BYU's colors were dark blue and tan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    Is it? I thought BYU's colors were dark blue and tan?
    Crap is it a tan out tonight, and I didn't get the word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    Is it? I thought BYU's colors were dark blue and tan?
    I'm not surprised. You seem to be about that far behind on most issues.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    I’ve always enjoyed watching KVN play, but my joy ended when he started talking.

    Add Mrs. Van Noy to my list of “better seen than heard.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I’ve always enjoyed watching KVN play, but my joy ended when he started talking.

    Add Mrs. Van Noy to my list of “better seen than heard.”

    https://www.deseretnews.com/article/...GHGTTAdmpVn4Uc
    Why? Is she a woman or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I’ve always enjoyed watching KVN play, but my joy ended when he started talking.

    Add Mrs. Van Noy to my list of “better seen than heard.”

    https://www.deseretnews.com/article/...GHGTTAdmpVn4Uc
    Yeeeouch.
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    I wasn't allowed to watch the Pats game because of the shit fit I threw at the end of the Saints game, justifiably, I might say in my own defense, but KVN had a monster game! Impressive showing for a guy who had such a mediocre start in the league. I will be rooting for the Pats next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    I wasn't allowed to watch the Pats game because of the shit fit I threw at the end of the Saints game, justifiably, I might say in my own defense, but KVN had a monster game! Impressive showing for a guy who had such a mediocre start in the league. I will be rooting for the Pats next week.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by myboynoah View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    I wasn't allowed to watch the Pats game because of the shit fit I threw at the end of the Saints game, justifiably, I might say in my own defense, but KVN had a monster game! Impressive showing for a guy who had such a mediocre start in the league. I will be rooting for the Pats next week.
    Yeeeouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by myboynoah View Post
    It's just my sense of humor. I guess I'm not funny or it doesn't translate well in this format.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    It's just my sense of humor. I guess I'm not funny or it doesn't translate well in this format.
    I still don't get it, but the rest of what you said was spot on!

    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1088394991968440320?s=19

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    eat shit, leighton vander esch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    eat shit, leighton vander esch!
    7 on 7 pussy idaho bullshit!
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    Super Bowl 2019: Kyle Van Noy's mysterious, wonderful life and his path to the Patriots

    Kyle Van Noy's biological mother – whoever she is – will remain anonymous. That's the way she wanted it in giving up her infant son with only one request – that he be raised a Mormon.

    "It was closed adoption," said Kelly Van Noy, mother of the New England Patriots linebacker. "We wonder, but not a lot. I don't know if he thinks about it much."

    Twenty-seven years later, Van Noy has to wonder a little bit. There is a hint of that. Scores of NFL players sponsor foundations as give-backs to the community. It's good P.R., if nothing else. In the case of Van Noy, it's in his soul.

    "He's where our guys want to be," as a player and person, BYU AD Tom Holmoe said of today's Cougars.

    "I don't know if they know his whole story."
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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