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Rumors of 19 year old females going on missions
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Originally posted by Topper View PostPlease explain.
Edit: Looks like I was too slow.
Second edit: "wasn't pretty""Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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Originally posted by All-American View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWait, that's it? That's the sanitized version, right? Surely a real account includes stories of sexual orgies and torture porn.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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Originally posted by All-American View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThat website creeps me out. I don't like Jesus staring right at me as I read an article.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWait, that's it? That's the sanitized version, right? Surely a real account includes stories of sexual orgies and torture porn.“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
"All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel
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Originally posted by All-American View PostThere were some hints in there about the various ways elders had gone local. Mostly, it seemed that leaders didn't like it because it wasn't generating baptisms. Regarding that point, I explicitly don't care if assigning missionaries to give months of service at the beginning of their missions raises the number of baptisms. It's a way to serve our fellow man using time that missionaries apparently have in spades at the moment. That's good enough for me."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWait, that's it? That's the sanitized version, right? Surely a real account includes stories of sexual orgies and torture porn.
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Originally posted by imanihonjin View PostThat is very sanitized compared to the stories that I heard. I am uncomfortable sharing the stories as none of them are verified and, IMO, mission stories are rarely accurate."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Originally posted by Paperback Writer View PostPerhaps when the Ammon pilot projects reaches Las Vegas; specifically, the Strip.
My business partner was a counselor to the Vegas mission president when it happened. He verifies the account as accurate.Last edited by Nakoma; 01-14-2014, 01:14 PM.
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Originally posted by All-American View Post
http://mainstreetplaza.com/2008/02/1...est-two-years/"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostHere's additional information from a purported missionary during that time (starting with comment #11):
http://mainstreetplaza.com/2008/02/1...est-two-years/
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