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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Joe Public View PostNinja Warrior / American Ninja WarriorPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Joe Public View PostNinja Warrior / American Ninja WarriorFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostA guy in my office tried a few times to get on this show. Didn't make it. Finally took a leave of absence, moved to California to train full time and then finally made it on the show. When he came back to work he quit so that he could open a camp for people wanting to learn more about telekinesis."Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostA guy in my office tried a few times to get on this show. Didn't make it. Finally took a leave of absence, moved to California to train full time and then finally made it on the show. When he came back to work he quit so that he could open a camp for people wanting to learn more about telekinesis.
I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostSuper-poppy-already-played-too-much. But I like it -- the song, the video is meh, unless you like Kardashian-like features"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostThat video appears to condone, nay, encourage pre-marital sex of both the heterosexual and homosexual nature.Last edited by Art Vandelay; 07-21-2015, 09:33 PM.
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Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostSuper-poppy-already-played-too-much. But I like it -- the song, the video is meh, unless you like Kardashian-like features"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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