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    This is the thread wherein I'll post stuff in Spanish that's funny, but probably doesn't translate very well.

    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Call me Elver Galinda Parada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Call me Elver Galinda Parada.
    Mejor ése que Débora Melo.
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Dolores Delano. That reminds me of the greeting card I saw that was missing a tilde: !Feliz ano nuevo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Public View Post
    Dolores Delano. That reminds me of the greeting card I saw that was missing a tilde: !Feliz ano nuevo!
    I hear those are better when they're new
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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    WHAAAAAAAAAAT? We were going to name our first daughter Elba Gina!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    WHAAAAAAAAAAT? We were going to name our first daughter Elba Gina!
    Excellent choice, after the Isle of Elba, I assume.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Excellent choice, after the Isle of Elba, I assume.
    We are students of history, it's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    I hear those are better when they're new
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    We are students of history, it's true.
    and it's a great place to visit, beautiful, lush beaches.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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    Mi hijo Tito.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    Elvis Tek

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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    I have nothing else to say at this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    ¡Divertidísimo!
    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
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    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
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    Mary Conazo!
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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    That's hot
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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    *also, that little kid looks like Treyvon Martin
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    Over the years one of the questions I've regularly heard when I've talked about Barcelona (not here on the board, but quite regularly IRL) is of what Catalan sounds like. For anyone interested in hearing Catalan, especially those who speak Spanish, I recommend the film El Bulli: Cooking in Progress currently available on Netflix.
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    El Flan de Salvación


    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

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    Using reflexive verbs, write four sentences to describe your normal daily routine in the morning.
    Me lavo los dientes. Me ducho. Yo ponerse ropa. Me comen los huevos.
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    http://inicio.telenoticias7.com/detalle.php?id=132495

    No es imposible, pero lo dudo.

    La película Virgen a los 40 años (2005), recaudó cerca de 200 millones de dólares en todo el mundo, creando un personaje de ficción que había llegado a su madurez sin tener relaciones sexuales; sin embargo, una mujer de carne y hueso se las ha "arreglado" para extender su virginidad hasta su cumpleaños número 70.

    Pero esto podría cambiar muy pronto. "Es el momento ideal. Pienso que ya estoy lista para entregarme al hombre adecuado", le confesó al periódico británico The Sun. "De todos modos, mis expectativas no han bajado. Espero atrapar un millonario alto, moreno y guapo".
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Donde esta la biblioteca.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka View Post
    Donde esta la biblioteca.
    Allí está.

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    quando era nino, comia pizza todo los dias.
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Esa tiene que ser una cueva oscura y ominosa.
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    Eso si que es, que es?

    Calcetines.

    Spoiler for answer:
    s-o-c-k-s

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    Dos cervezas, por favor
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