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  • #16
    Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
    I'm sorry to have dropped the ball... I've been up to girls camp and forgot all about the PGA.
    A likely story.

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    • #17
      Some guy shot a 58 on the web.com tour today. No one on the PGA tour has ever shot better than 59 in a tour event.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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      • #18
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Some guy shot a 58 on the web.com tour today. No one on the PGA tour has ever shot better than 59 in a tour event.
        Furyk is sitting at -12 on today's round. He needs a 2-putt for par on 17 and another par on 18 to shoot a 58 at the Traveler's Championship.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Furyk is sitting at -12 on today's round. He needs a 2-putt for par on 17 and another par on 18 to shoot a 58 at the Traveler's Championship.
          Leaves himself a 3 foot slider but makes it after backing off twice. One par for golf history.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • #20
            The PGA Tour Thread

            Perfect drive on 18 and hits the green w approach. 18/18 GIR today. Has a 20 footer for birdie and (!) 57. Absent a horrific 3 putt, 58 is in the bag.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Perfect drive on 18 and hits the green w approach. 18/18 GIR today. Has a 20 footer for birdie and (!) 57. Absent a horrific 3 putt, 58 is in the bag.
              And he does it. 59 and 58 for Furyk, the two lowest scores in tour history. Incredible.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #22
                Furyk has got to have the four lowest rounds in history I'd imagine. I wonder what his next two lowest scores are.

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                • #23
                  Mike Weir and Michelle Money dating:



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                  • #24
                    Jason Day signs apparel deal with Nike worth $10M.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      Jason Day signs apparel deal with Nike worth $10M.
                      Interesting. I'll bet there are a lot of players who previously avoided Nike because they didn't want to play with the crap equipment, but will now be happy to sport Nike apparel and golf with their preferred equipment. ($10M annually, FYI).
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by scottie View Post
                        Mike Weir and Michelle Money dating:



                        damn mike needs to run away from that
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          Jason Day signs apparel deal with Nike worth $10M.
                          Adidas has been trying to sell Taylor Made and maybe this is just a sign of that split. D. Johnson should be in line for a huge contract from someone out there.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            Interesting. I'll bet there are a lot of players who previously avoided Nike because they didn't want to play with the crap equipment, but will now be happy to sport Nike apparel and golf with their preferred equipment. ($10M annually, FYI).
                            I had never noticed before Nike announced their cease and desist on equipment how many young guys wear Nike stuff. I wouldn't have been able to name anyone other than Tiger, Rory, Finau and Koepka. I've noticed Casey, Chappel, Vegas and few others sporting the swoosh. As you said, I expect even more now.

                            Originally posted by scottie View Post
                            Mike Weir and Michelle Money dating:


                            Who is she? That sounds like the name they would give a stripper in a movie

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                            • #29
                              Danny Willett's brother Pete doesn't care for U.S. Ryder Cup fans.

                              Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up.

                              They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red.

                              They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.

                              They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society.
                              http://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/20...es-my-brother/
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • #30
                                More from the Ryder cup. Heckler calls out Justin Rose, saying Rose can't make the putt. Stenson pulls the guy out an challenges him to make the putt.

                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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