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  • #16
    Originally posted by Surfah View Post
    This ain't right, but it made me laugh.

    Paul Begala:
    Hah that's fanastic. A related Tweet from amaerylis:
    Newt: "WHEW, got a little awkward there talking about wanting your wife to die."
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

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    • #17
      Does Joe Biden tweet? I would follow him in a heartbeat. That man is hilarious.
      what I am is what I am and I does what I does.

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      • #18
        David Corn
        Media to Newt: Okay, then hold your own debate with yourself. There's certainly enough for you to fight with yourself about.
        McKay Coppins
        Pastor introducing Newt claims that Mormons historically had "death squads" that would "go around killing everybody that wasn't Mormon" #wut
        David Corn
        Note to Romney: "Prebuttal" probably sounds better in a French accent.
        John Dickerson
        Gingrich, who has berated media for making debates a circus says he won't do any more if audience can't make noise. nyti.ms/ABUmJL
        mofopolitics mp
        Ann Coulter compares Newt Gingrich to Jesse Jackson

        jimgeraghty
        The Romney camp argues Newt's Freddie defense is a cynical lie. I think it's worse; I think Newt believes it. bit.ly/yNhoMN
        Philip Klein
        Romney's tax bill paid the monthly food stamp allowance for 23,909 people...and other fun facts bit.ly/xPjHr3

        Philip Klein
        New post: "Romney needs no apology on tax returns" bit.ly/xPjHr3

        daveweigel
        Romney, at SOTU prebuttal, asks voters to choose candidate with "the seriousness, the sobriety" of leadership. #drunknewt
        Seth
        YES! Romney: Keystone will happen if I'm President. #ShovelReady
        PoliticalMath
        Democrats seem delighted Mitt made a crap ton of money. This is dangerously revealing of their worldview.
        Liz Mair
        This SOTU pre-buttal by Romney is a pretty good idea. Newt should have done one, too. Makes Romney look like Obama's rival already...
        THIZDUDE_THINKZ Herb \|€R!f!€d•
        Newt trying to compare Mitt to Charlie Christ when we got several videos of Newt praising Charlie Christ LOL good one Newt #FAIL
        Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

        It can't all be wedding cake.

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        • #19
          nycsouthpaw southpaw
          Space wives. #Gingrichidea
          Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

          It can't all be wedding cake.

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          • #20
            Andy Barowitz

            Santorum "we need to travel into space to prevent gay Martians from marrying each other."
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • #21
              From Twitter:
              Newt wants Moon mission, Romney doesn't. Why? Well, Mormons have Kolob, and it's hella cooler than the lameass Moon.
              I can't stop laughing.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • #22
                A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook (that's kind of like Twitter, right?). I don't know if it's from him or if he heard it from someone else, but

                Someone needs to tell Newt that the nomination has cancer, so he'll leave it.
                Not that, sickos.

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                • #23
                  David Burge @iowahawkblog
                  Government out of our bedrooms! Except the free condom delivery guy.

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                      • #26
                        Andy Borowitz ‏
                        Remember, the best form of contraception will always be underwear with a picture of Rick Santorum on the crotch.
                        Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                        It can't all be wedding cake.

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                        • #27
                          David Burge @iowahawkblog

                          Why should gay people have to pay taxes to supply birth control for straight people?
                          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                          "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                          • #28
                            David Burge ‏
                            I have zero interest in prying into your bedroom. This is all about you prying into my wallet.
                            Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                            It can't all be wedding cake.

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                            • #29
                              David Burge

                              If you're 30 year old, have a college degree, and need other people to supply you birth control, you're the unviable tissue mass.
                              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                              • #30
                                Andy Borowitz

                                Rick Santorum hasn't said anything insane today. I hope he's okay.
                                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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