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    So, I was just eating a Quiznos sandwich that my wife was kind enough to pick up on the way home from her parents' house. I was down to my last few bites when I bit down and felt something extremely hard--like a rock--about the size of an olive. I spat it out, and it was a great big beetle-looking bug. I'll be damned if I ever go to Quiznos again.
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    OMG! Seriously?! What are you gonna do? Other than never eat there again.
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    • #3
      You should sue for billions. That's the American way.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
        So, I was just eating a Quiznos sandwich that my wife was kind enough to pick up on the way home from her parents' house. I was down to my last few bites when I bit down and felt something extremely hard--like a rock--about the size of an olive. I spat it out, and it was a great big beetle-looking bug. I'll be damned if I ever go to Quiznos again.

        with that, I will vomit and then head out to the stadium.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
          So, I was just eating a Quiznos sandwich that my wife was kind enough to pick up on the way home from her parents' house. I was down to my last few bites when I bit down and felt something extremely hard--like a rock--about the size of an olive. I spat it out, and it was a great big beetle-looking bug. I'll be damned if I ever go to Quiznos again.
          It was a sign of love and you did not catch it .Sad!

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          • #6
            We love de subs!
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            • #7
              But it was oven toasted!

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              • #8
                Funk and I posted on CG that I scooped up a nice shiny object onto the spoon of our raspberry cheesecake Arctic Circle shake. I went to shovel it in and then looked at the object on my spoon. I asked Funk if it was what I thought it was and he told me is was just probably a raspberry.

                Intrigued, he took the spoon over to the sink and then yelled, "Umm... there are legs!" We had nice big yummy frozen beetle in our shake.

                I have since gotten over my shake phobia, but I will never eat at Arctic Circle again.
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                • #9
                  I don't understand why Quizno's charges so damn much for their sandwiches.

                  Last month I decided to try their $5 meatball deal.....when I asked for her to put olives in it she told me she would have to charge me an extra dollar.

                  Their regular sized sandwiches, which are shorter than a Subways footlong are 8 freaking dollars.

                  I'm not normally a cheapskate, but that is a ripoff.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RockyBalboa View Post
                    I don't understand why Quizno's charges so damn much for their sandwiches.

                    Last month I decided to try their $5 meatball deal.....when I asked for her to put olives in it she told me she would have to charge me an extra dollar.

                    Their regular sized sandwiches, which are shorter than a Subways footlong are 8 freaking dollars.

                    I'm not normally a cheapskate, but that is a ripoff.
                    That and if you ever want a franchise there are several operator owners selling theirs. They don't make much money for the amount of time and effort being an owner operator requires.
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                    • #11
                      I sure got a kick out of that talking baby they used to have.

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