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    Default 10 ways GA's eat a peanut butter cup

    10. Paul H. Dunn

    I remember back in WWII that I ate a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Back then, they were big enough to live on for a week. Being the only soldier to have survived the battle in my brigade, I really didn’t know If I could eat it or not, but I remember my fallen buddy’s words as he died in my arms: “Paul, if you just take one bite at a time you can tackle anything.” So I took that giant cup and, breaking it with the bat Babe Ruth gave me after I struck him out with two outs in the bottom ofthe ninth in the seventh game of the World Series, proceeded to wolf down the tiny morsels.

    9. David B. Haight

    Imagine 70 years ago on a rough road between Idaho and Logan. There were only Circle K’s, no 7-11′s. You had to bring your Peanut Butter Cups with you. Ruby and I split one for the first time in 1937.

    8. Dallin H. Oaks

    The Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup challenges us to consume. From the beginning there have been three steps in eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. First, remove the wrapper. This is best done quickly, by turning the cup over, grasping the outer fold and pulling away from the bottom. Second ?

    7. Joseph B. Wirthlin

    When I was young I would sprint to the corner store, buy a Reese’s and run my hand through my hair before taking it down in one bite. These days I don’t sprint, and I have no hair, but the peanut butter cup remains.

    6. Richard G. Scott

    If you have not eaten a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, I plead with you. Eat one now. Enjoy the chocolate, the peanut butter. Do not delay. If you have thought, “That’s not for me,” I plead with you to reconsider. Of all foods I treasure, this one was the first.

    5. M. Russell Ballard

    The time has come when members of the church need to reach out to our friends and share a cup, a peanut butter cup. It is not enough to raise a chocolate bar, it must now have peanut butter.

    4. Boyd K. Packer

    In all my years, I have always eaten my Reese’sPeanut Butter Cups the same way the established way we have been instructed to eat them. There is a far greater evil in this world, though those who believe they can eat their cups in a way unconventional to the time-honored manner. We must be true and faithful and eat our Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in the customary and recognized approach as it has heretofore been established.

    3. Neal A. Maxwell

    I intentionally initiate the delicious design of the deglutition of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup by nibbling a negligible nit of the culinary creamy cavalcade. It is exclusively through small entities that the great things are fabricated.

    2. Thomas S. Monson

    I remember I ate my first Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup when I was a tender lad of eight. My mother came up to me, and with a loving twinkle in her eye, asked, ‘Tommy, are you eating a Reese’s?’

    And I would invariably smile up to her, ‘Yes, yes, I am.’

    ‘But Tommy, did you know that Sister Jensen next door hasn’t eaten a Reese’s Cup in years?’ My young mind thought upon the plight of my neighbor. Tears were shed. Hearts were gladdened. A cup was shared.

    1. J. Golden Kimball

    Hell, Heber, I’ll eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup any damned way I want!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
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    I sure feel lame for laughing at this.
    The Richard G. Scott one was funny.
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    That list was really funny.

    RGS was great. I could see him staring at me while saying those words.

    Packer and Maxwell are classic, too.
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    Personally I've always had a fondness for J. Golden - no I am not old enough to actually remember him

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    The Packer one got me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
    http://www.mormonmomma.com/index.php...ut-butter-cup/

    I sure feel lame for laughing at this.
    I laughed at almost all of them, especially when I imagined their voices and cadence as I read.
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    That was pretty good. Several of those made me laugh.
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    A different version, this time with video. Pretty funny.

    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    omg I'm rolling.

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    Some of those are spot on. My favorite was probably either Monson or Packer.
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    lmao, I think it's hilarious.

    I bet most of them would think it was funny too. Except for a couple of them.
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    I always struggled with maxwells large vocabulary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Douger View Post
    lmao, I think it's hilarious.

    I bet most of them would think it was funny too. Except for a couple of them.
    Pretty funny YouTube comment:
    I'm Thomas S. Monson's grandson and I showed him this. He absolutely loved it. He even texted it to Boyd K. Packer (who is my Uncle-in-Law, btw), and he got a kick out of it, too. Well, my third cousin is here to pick me up so I gotta go, but I'm going to show him this video too and see what he thinks. His name is Richard G. Scott.

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    The savant who did these voices added the trademark "closed quote" to the Monson monologue.
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    LOL

    I loved the Monson and Maxwell versions. Though they should have included an ear wiggle in the Monson version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
    A different version, this time with video. Pretty funny.

    Oh the memories! LOL
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    The Packer lip smacking was my favorite. The RGS needed a line about "if it's been a long time since you've had a Peanut Butter Cup, come back!"

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    Watched again and lol'ed again. I love the TSM "years".

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