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  • #46
    Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    Russell M's our prophet
    the oldest one we've known
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Fielding_Smith
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • #47
      I don't expect my verse to be added to the childrens hymnal until he passes away at 100.
      I'm like LeBron James.
      -mpfunk

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      • #48
        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
        Russell M's our prophet
        the oldest one we've known
        so many grandchildren
        but only one WE own

        a heart surgeon by trade
        now he talks with God
        wedded wendy Watson
        sherry dew was odd
        One minor revision.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #49


          These are great.
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • #50
            Originally posted by falafel View Post
            One minor revision.
            no argument here!
            I'm like LeBron James.
            -mpfunk

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            • #51
              Warren was a prophet
              In Colorado City
              His wives wear pastel dresses
              He thinks they are pretty

              He thought cops can’t touch him
              Just like M.C. Hammer
              Then he wed a pre-teen
              And now he’s in the slammer
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #52
                Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                Russell M's our prophet
                the oldest one we've known
                so many grandchildren
                but only one WE own

                a heart surgeon by trade
                now he talks with God
                wedded wendy Watson
                sherry dew was awed

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                • #53
                  I'll try

                  Balaam was a prophet
                  Asked to curse Is-rael
                  Should’ve told King Balak
                  Just to go to Hell
                  He rode out to tell Balak
                  What would come to pass
                  When the angel’s sword
                  Stopped his little ass
                  “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                    I'll try

                    Balaam was a prophet
                    Asked to curse Is-rael
                    Should’ve told King Balak
                    Just to go to Hell
                    He rode out to tell Balak
                    What would come to pass
                    When the angel’s sword
                    Stopped his little ass
                    At least I wasn't the worst entry today... thanks.

                    When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
                    -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                      I'll try

                      Balaam was a prophet
                      Asked to curse Is-rael
                      Should’ve told King Balak
                      Just to go to Hell
                      He rode out to tell Balak
                      What would come to pass
                      When the angel’s sword
                      Stopped his little ass
                      Slap a key change in the middle and Mack himself would be proud.
                      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        Knock if off. I love poetry contests.

                        Brigham was a prophet
                        The Lion of the Lord
                        He loved plural marriage
                        Didn’t need a flaming sword

                        He preached blood atonement
                        And Adam-god theory
                        None of these caught on
                        Except at his university
                        :Clap: pretty good. Made one minor correction.

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