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Originally posted by All-American View PostI'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostRussell M's our prophet
the oldest one we've known
so many grandchildren
but only one WE own
a heart surgeon by trade
now he talks with God
wedded wendy Watson
sherry dew was oddAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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These are great."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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Warren was a prophet
In Colorado City
His wives wear pastel dresses
He thinks they are pretty
He thought cops can’t touch him
Just like M.C. Hammer
Then he wed a pre-teen
And now he’s in the slammer"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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I'll try
Balaam was a prophet
Asked to curse Is-rael
Should’ve told King Balak
Just to go to Hell
He rode out to tell Balak
What would come to pass
When the angel’s sword
Stopped his little ass“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman
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Originally posted by Copelius View PostI'll try
Balaam was a prophet
Asked to curse Is-rael
Should’ve told King Balak
Just to go to Hell
He rode out to tell Balak
What would come to pass
When the angel’s sword
Stopped his little ass
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Originally posted by Copelius View PostI'll try
Balaam was a prophet
Asked to curse Is-rael
Should’ve told King Balak
Just to go to Hell
He rode out to tell Balak
What would come to pass
When the angel’s sword
Stopped his little assPLesa excuse the tpyos.
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostKnock if off. I love poetry contests.
Brigham was a prophet
The Lion of the Lord
He loved plural marriage
Didn’t need a flaming sword
He preached blood atonement
And Adam-god theory
None of these caught on
Except at his university
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