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    I've never been able to figure out why people want to survive nuclear war.
    Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
      I've never been able to figure out why people want to survive nuclear war.
      You've got to play more Fallout 3. There are some wicked adventures to be had in the future. You get to kill insane mutant badasses with a HUGE variety of weapons.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
        I've never been able to figure out why people want to survive nuclear war.
        Seriously. The closer to the blast the better IMO.

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        • #5
          I lived in the Cornhusker state for many years and there were more than a few Nebraska citizens who felt they were a target because of Nebraska's strategic location. The sandhills in western Nebraska were considered a target because a nuclear blast would create fallout that would cover much of the country with radioactive sand particles due to wind patterns. Offut AFB in eastern Nebraska would be a target because it was SAC HQ and hosted much of the B-52 fleet. Also, over half of the Nebraska population is in the Omaha/Lincoln metro area that isn't that far from all the Minuteman ICBM missle silos in western Missouri that would also be targeted.

          So there was a state with less population than Utah thinking the Ruskies were out to get 'em. Yeah, Nebraska can be weird. The worst part would be stuck in an underground fallout shelter with a bunch of Nebraskans and forced into conversations about the glories of Nebraska Cornhusker football for a year. By that time, one would welcome death.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Paperback Writer View Post
            So there was a state with less population than Utah thinking the Ruskies were out to get 'em...
            Montanans are absolutely certain that they are #1 on Russia's 'nuked back to the stone age' priority list. This is because of the thousands of minutemen missile silos that dot the state.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
              I've never been able to figure out why people want to survive nuclear war.
              Someone has to have a kitchen for the cockroaches to live in.
              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • #8
                I'm not going to participate in this discussion until this thread is made official. I only post in threads that have been deemed "official."
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  Montanans are absolutely certain that they are #1 on Russia's 'nuked back to the stone age' priority list. This is because of the thousands of minutemen missile silos that dot the state.
                  It always amused me back during the MX debates that one of the reasons people didn't want them in the west deseret was that it would make Utah a target. Utah was already a target with Hill AFB, a major logistical center, and the transportation net in SLC.

                  While I agree that Offit and the silos in Montana would be higher priority targets, there were more than enough warheads available to take secondary and triary targets out in a first strike.

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                  • #10
                    Bump. The official thread for discussion of Nebraska football.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      Bump. The official thread for discussion Nebraska football.
                      nicely done!
                      Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Bump. The official thread for discussion Nebraska football.
                        Haha.

                        I wonder how many different states FM has officially mocked/hated?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Haha.

                          I wonder how many different states FM has officially mocked/hated?
                          This is where Uncle Ted would post an embedded link to an article about Obama saying there are 57 states.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                              This is where Uncle Ted would post an embedded link to an article about Obama saying there are 57 states.
                              Thanks for the cue...

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