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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
A friend forwarded me an email the other day bemoaning the fact that Valentine's Day is a day for the sole benefit of our female spouses/girlfriends/lovers. It proposed that we start a counterpart holiday for the sole benefit of males to be called "Steak and a Blowjob Day". Personally, I'd like to see the two combined.
A friend forwarded me an email the other day bemoaning the fact that Valentine's Day is a day for the sole benefit of our female spouses/girlfriends/lovers. It proposed that we start a counterpart holiday for the sole benefit of males to be called "Steak and a Blowjob Day". Personally, I'd like to see the two combined.
Happy Valentines, everyone.
Steak and BJ day is March 14. It has been around for a while.
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady, I swear by all flowers. Don't cry
— the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other; then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
"You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge
My adopted brother had an article published in a local paper about how he got married really young, what it takes to make it work, and how good advice can help if you'll take it to heart. It's basically an awesome love letter "about" his wife, rather than to her.
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady, I swear by all flowers. Don't cry
— the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other; then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
Btw, my wife posted the last paragraph of this on my facebook page this morning. I posted the "I swear by all flowers" part. This is one of the best love poems around.
"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
Women will never be happy on Valentines day, because no man has chocolate wacker that spews money.
LOL!
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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