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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostI, for one, choose to believe that Michelle has an extremely developed sense of humor. And I shan't be convinced otherwise.
- Unshined shoes at church
- Eyes open texting during prayers
- Leaving devotionals early
- Thin clothing in cold weather causing improper thoughts
- Anatomy professors using coarse language like vagina and testicle
- Quite flatulence in the testing center a sign of irreverence.
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostI, for one, choose to believe that Michelle has an extremely developed sense of humor. And I shan't be convinced otherwise.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostI would have given her bonus points if she had observed that the only brothers who did not worship Nephi were the two whose descendants included the Utes.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostI would have given her bonus points if she had observed that the only brothers who did not worship Nephi were the two whose descendants included the Utes."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostI went to her facebook page. All of sudden I had girls saying hi to me. Finally figured it out. Guess it somehow hooked into my sons facebook page. Guees I should have stuck around in case pictures were coming.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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I wish BYU students would calm down and (by not enthusiastically inviting her to any games and thereby implicitly worshipping Jimmer (an act that, as she astutely points out, is frowned upon in the scriptures)), ALLOW MICHELLE TO FULFILL HER DREAMS!!"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Originally posted by KillerDog View PostMy recollection is the same. Most guys do worse in conference because of increased institutional knowledge. It almost seems like the better you know our team the more Jimmer is asked to go off and he does so."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Sweet Spirit Peralta's facebook page is going viral. Here's a link going around Twitterverse. I love the URL: Jimmered.
http://dreamcatchermedia.com/jimmered"Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostPart of the reason he's scoring more in conference is because he's getting more minutes per game. During the non-conference, Jimmer got to see Martineau in the game periodically. Now that they're in conference, Jimmer stays on the court so long as he can breathe.
Jimmer's per 40 minute scoring averages:
Non-conference - 29.5
Conference - 35.6
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWhy did Jimmer want that one last go at Willis?
http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...tml?id=6511375"Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostLet's take his minutes per game out of the equation then.
Jimmer's per 40 minute scoring averages:
Non-conference - 29.5
Conference - 35.6"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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