The Official Jimmerphilia Thread

[kccougar]

I, for one, choose to believe that Michelle has an extremely developed sense of humor. And I shan't be convinced otherwise.

I guess we'll see once she reads her Facebook page.

[Art Vandelay]

I, for one, choose to believe that Michelle has an extremely developed sense of humor. And I shan't be convinced otherwise.

One of my great regrets in life is not writing any over the top, self-righteous letters to the DU while I was there. The topics available are endless.

• Unshined shoes at church
• Eyes open texting during prayers
• Leaving devotionals early
• Thin clothing in cold weather causing improper thoughts
• Anatomy professors using coarse language like vagina and testicle
• Quite flatulence in the testing center a sign of irreverence.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I, for one, choose to believe that Michelle has an extremely developed sense of humor. And I shan't be convinced otherwise.

I would have given her bonus points if she had observed that the only brothers who did not worship Nephi were the two whose descendants included the Utes.

[Art Vandelay]

I would have given her bonus points if she had observed that the only brothers who did not worship Nephi were the two whose descendants included the Utes.

Judging by her facebook picture, Michelle is a strong supporter of the Lamanite generation....and mismatching scarfs.

[Jarid in Cedar]

I would have given her bonus points if she had observed that the only brothers who did not worship Nephi were the two whose descendants included the Utes.

Damn straight!

[TripletDaddy]

Wow, what a stick in the mud. That girl needs to stop being such a Debby Downer.

I saw the facebook link and noticed that she is growing an herb garden. Apparently she is growing the wrong kind of herb.

[byu71]

I went to her facebook page. All of sudden I had girls saying hi to me. Finally figured it out. Guess it somehow hooked into my sons facebook page. Guees I should have stuck around in case pictures were coming.

[myboynoah]

I went to her facebook page. All of sudden I had girls saying hi to me. Finally figured it out. Guess it somehow hooked into my sons facebook page. Guees I should have stuck around in case pictures were coming.

How do you like the "Sorry Mr. 71"s when you tell them that you're the dad?

[byu71]

How do you like the "Sorry Mr. 71"s when you tell them that you're the dad?

I don't know how to work those things, so I didn't say anything. It won't hurt to have a few girls think my kid is a jerk.

[Commando]

I wish BYU students would calm down and (by not enthusiastically inviting her to any games and thereby implicitly worshipping Jimmer (an act that, as she astutely points out, is frowned upon in the scriptures)), ALLOW MICHELLE TO FULFILL HER DREAMS!!

[Pelado]

My recollection is the same. Most guys do worse in conference because of increased institutional knowledge. It almost seems like the better you know our team the more Jimmer is asked to go off and he does so.

Part of the reason he's scoring more in conference is because he's getting more minutes per game. During the non-conference, Jimmer got to see Martineau in the game periodically. Now that they're in conference, Jimmer stays on the court so long as he can breathe.

[Surfah]

Sweet Spirit Peralta's facebook page is going viral. Here's a link going around Twitterverse. I love the URL: Jimmered.

http://dreamcatchermedia.com/jimmered

[Indy Coug]

Part of the reason he's scoring more in conference is because he's getting more minutes per game. During the non-conference, Jimmer got to see Martineau in the game periodically. Now that they're in conference, Jimmer stays on the court so long as he can breathe.

Let's take his minutes per game out of the equation then.

Jimmer's per 40 minute scoring averages:

Non-conference - 29.5

Conference - 35.6

[Surfah]

Why did Jimmer want that one last go at Willis?

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...tml?id=6511375

If Prof-Bball is saying it, it has to be true. I don't know that it's possible, but this makes me love Jimmer that much more. I hope Willis gets a third helping of Jimmer.

[Pelado]

Let's take his minutes per game out of the equation then.

Jimmer's per 40 minute scoring averages:

Non-conference - 29.5

Conference - 35.6

Impressive. Scoring still up.