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  • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
    I think I have told this before but there was a guy in my mission with numerous tattoos from his time associated with white supremacists including White Power on his arm and this hooded executioner on his leg. Also, I remember driving a buddy to his interview with the SP for his mission at BYU. When he came out he was super pissed at me and asked why I didn't warn him about the tattoo questions. I told him that I wasn't asked about tattoos at all. And he said that the SP asked him if he had any and he had to disclose what it was, where and why he got it. Unfortunately it was Your Name on his butt cheek and his whole HS wrestling team got it.
    and I may or may not have told you that I have a pic of this guy with Sambo. Apparently, they were in the MTC together.
    I'm your huckleberry.


    "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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    • I'm on the stairs last night at the gym and a guy in front of me on a treadmill has a tattoo of Wiley the Coyote on his left calf and the Roadrunner on his right calf. It looked ridiculous, I wanted to go down and punch him in the face for doing something so stupid.

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      • If you are thinking about getting an apple watch you may not want to get inked around the wrist area...

        Tattoos found to interfere with Apple Watch sensors

        A number of early Apple Watch adopters have complained that their tattoos cause an interference with many of the new product’s key features.

        According to multiple tattooed sources, inked wrists and hands can disrupt communication with the wearable’s sensors installed in the underside of the device leading to malfunction.


        Owners of Apple Watch have taken to social media to voice their frustration using the hashtag #tattoogate and sharing their disappointment over the newly discovered Apple flaw.
        [...]
        An Apple Watch support page does refer to potential disruption to heart rate monitoring caused by inked skin, however it fails to mention further interference with other key functions. “Permanent or temporary changes to your skin, such as some tattoos, can also impact heart rate sensor performance. The ink, pattern, and saturation of some tattoos can block light from the sensor, making it difficult to get reliable readings,” it reads.
        http://thestack.com/tattoos-interfer...sensors-300415

        Just an heads up.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
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        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          If you are thinking about getting an apple watch you may not want to get inked around the wrist area...


          http://thestack.com/tattoos-interfer...sensors-300415

          Just an heads up.
          Good to know. Thanks.
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          • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
            Last night my wife and I were talking about this. I have no real moral objections to getting a tattoo per se, but I can't think of anything I won't hate in two years.
            Originally posted by Jacob View Post
            I've never seen a calf tattoo that didn't look stupid.
            Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
            All my friends in the ward are asking if/when I'm getting an M-dot tattoo. I'm actually considering it, but not on the calf (where it is most common). My dad says it would be a waste NOT to get one.

            This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

              This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
              Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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              • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
                that will live on in the annals of cs history
                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                  that will live on in the annals of cs history
                  The anals of history.

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                  • My laptop got a tattoo.

                    Still trying to figure out how it happened.

                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                      Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
                      I agree.

                      I also started your two year countdown clock.

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                      • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                        This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
                        but he didn't know what the video entitled "pornstar gets anus tattooed" could contain, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt here
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • Inked: The Tattoo Thread

                          So I pretty much evaluate every tattoo now by whether it's better or worse than a flaming skull with an m-dot. A fb friend just did this while in Hawaii:



                          Verdict: better
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            So I pretty much evaluate every tattoo now by whether it's better or worse than a flaming skull with an m-dot. A fb friend just did this while in Hawaii:



                            Verdict: better
                            How drunk would you have to be to think that a spam tatoo is a good idea?

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                            • Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                              How drunk would you have to be to think that a spam tatoo is a good idea?
                              Or it could just be that you're in a high stakes fantasy football league: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...7760--nfl.html
                              "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                              Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                              • Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                                How drunk would you have to be to think that a spam tatoo is a good idea?
                                When I saw it, I started singing Monty Python's Spam song in my head, so it can't be all bad.
                                Not that, sickos.

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