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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfah View Post
    I think I have told this before but there was a guy in my mission with numerous tattoos from his time associated with white supremacists including White Power on his arm and this hooded executioner on his leg. Also, I remember driving a buddy to his interview with the SP for his mission at BYU. When he came out he was super pissed at me and asked why I didn't warn him about the tattoo questions. I told him that I wasn't asked about tattoos at all. And he said that the SP asked him if he had any and he had to disclose what it was, where and why he got it. Unfortunately it was Your Name on his butt cheek and his whole HS wrestling team got it.
    and I may or may not have told you that I have a pic of this guy with Sambo. Apparently, they were in the MTC together.
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    I'm on the stairs last night at the gym and a guy in front of me on a treadmill has a tattoo of Wiley the Coyote on his left calf and the Roadrunner on his right calf. It looked ridiculous, I wanted to go down and punch him in the face for doing something so stupid.

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    If you are thinking about getting an apple watch you may not want to get inked around the wrist area...

    Tattoos found to interfere with Apple Watch sensors

    A number of early Apple Watch adopters have complained that their tattoos cause an interference with many of the new product’s key features.

    According to multiple tattooed sources, inked wrists and hands can disrupt communication with the wearable’s sensors installed in the underside of the device leading to malfunction.


    Owners of Apple Watch have taken to social media to voice their frustration using the hashtag #tattoogate and sharing their disappointment over the newly discovered Apple flaw.
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    An Apple Watch support page does refer to potential disruption to heart rate monitoring caused by inked skin, however it fails to mention further interference with other key functions. “Permanent or temporary changes to your skin, such as some tattoos, can also impact heart rate sensor performance. The ink, pattern, and saturation of some tattoos can block light from the sensor, making it difficult to get reliable readings,” it reads.
    http://thestack.com/tattoos-interfer...sensors-300415

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    If you are thinking about getting an apple watch you may not want to get inked around the wrist area...


    http://thestack.com/tattoos-interfer...sensors-300415

    Just an heads up.
    Good to know. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheidippides View Post
    Last night my wife and I were talking about this. I have no real moral objections to getting a tattoo per se, but I can't think of anything I won't hate in two years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob View Post
    I've never seen a calf tattoo that didn't look stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pheidippides View Post
    All my friends in the ward are asking if/when I'm getting an M-dot tattoo. I'm actually considering it, but not on the calf (where it is most common). My dad says it would be a waste NOT to get one.

    This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post

    This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
    Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheidippides View Post
    Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    that will live on in the annals of cs history
    The anals of history.

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    My laptop got a tattoo.

    Still trying to figure out how it happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheidippides View Post
    Lol. This is funny. But please never bring up that anus tattoo again.
    I agree.

    I also started your two year countdown clock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post

    This thread is funny. Also, for those who don't remember, this is the thread where dabrockster embedded a video of a porn star getting a tattoo on her anus. Ahh, simpler times . . .
    but he didn't know what the video entitled "pornstar gets anus tattooed" could contain, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt here
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    So I pretty much evaluate every tattoo now by whether it's better or worse than a flaming skull with an m-dot. A fb friend just did this while in Hawaii:



    Verdict: better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    So I pretty much evaluate every tattoo now by whether it's better or worse than a flaming skull with an m-dot. A fb friend just did this while in Hawaii:



    Verdict: better
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    Quote Originally Posted by imanihonjin View Post
    How drunk would you have to be to think that a spam tatoo is a good idea?
    Or it could just be that you're in a high stakes fantasy football league: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...7760--nfl.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by imanihonjin View Post
    How drunk would you have to be to think that a spam tatoo is a good idea?
    When I saw it, I started singing Monty Python's Spam song in my head, so it can't be all bad.
    Not that, sickos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    Or it could just be that you're in a high stakes fantasy football league: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...7760--nfl.html
    A good reason to follow The Church's counsel not to participate in games of chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by myboynoah View Post
    A good reason to follow The Church's counsel not to participate in games of chance.
    game of skill≠game of chance
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    This tattoo... I just... its just... I dunno.

    This is going on my right upper arm Saturday at 4:00pm. This is to honor a family member who flew 2 missions in Vietnam with this company. The Tiger was designed by Walt Disney for their use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    This tattoo... I just... its just... I dunno.



    Did Disney also screw up the punctuation?
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    Did Disney also screw up the punctuation?
    Not sure, but it appears that it wasn't the tattoo artist's fault.

    This is the original artwork:

    b8lies.jpg
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    I'd totally rock that.

    Super badass.

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    Wish I could get sleeves.

    If I hit it super rich the first purchase I'd make would be sleeves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fusnik View Post
    Wish I could get sleeves.

    If I hit it super rich the first purchase I'd make would be sleeves.
    Not me, man, I'd do two chicks at once...

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    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
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    That apostrophe does bug me. However, that tattoo artist really shit the bed on that. Totally messed up his eyes and the corner of its mouth, making it look goofy-goofy instead of cool-goofy.
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    Do tattoo artists have an obligation to warn their customers about potential skin cancer patches?

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    A guy that I don't know, but that I "kinda" know, just got this tattoo.

    Lots of questions about this one, but the first one is what is that coming out of his mouth? Fruit roll-up?

    tattoo.jpg
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    It will look even better when all of that leg hair that he shaved grows back in.
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    Looks like a golf ball personified and angrily eating the tee.
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    I had to have a CT scan this morning to see where I have kidney stones--assuming that the pain is kidney stones again (still waiting on the *********** results). The CT technician just could not accept that I didn't have any tattoos. She wasn't asking for medical reasons; she had several obvious ones. The following conversation (not verbatim) ensued:

    Her: Not a single one?
    Me: No. There's never been something so important for me to remember that I needed it permanently inked upon my body.
    Her: You're married, right?
    Me: Yes, and I remember her name, birthday, and our anniversary, 20 years this June.
    Her: Wow, that's a long time. What about kids?
    Me: Yes, I have three. Since I named them all, I got their names down. No need for a Memento reminder.
    Her: Huh?
    Me: It's an old movie; you were probably a kid.
    Her: So, there's nothing that you would get as a tattoo?
    Me: Maybe if my penicillin allergy ever gave me problems. I quit wearing the bracelet for that about 20 years ago. So far, so good.
    Her: Wow. No tattoos. Well, it's gonna tell you when to breathe and when to hold it. Put your hands above your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    I had to have a CT scan this morning to see where I have kidney stones--assuming that the pain is kidney stones again (still waiting on the *********** results). The CT technician just could not accept that I didn't have any tattoos. She wasn't asking for medical reasons; she had several obvious ones. The following conversation (not verbatim) ensued:

    Her: Not a single one?
    Me: No. There's never been something so important for me to remember that I needed it permanently inked upon my body.
    Her: You're married, right?
    Me: Yes, and I remember her name, birthday, and our anniversary, 20 years this June.
    Her: Wow, that's a long time. What about kids?
    Me: Yes, I have three. Since I named them all, I got their names down. No need for a Memento reminder.
    Her: Huh?
    Me: It's an old movie; you were probably a kid.
    Her: So, there's nothing that you would get as a tattoo?
    Me: Maybe if my penicillin allergy ever gave me problems. I quit wearing the bracelet for that about 20 years ago. So far, so good.
    Her: Wow. No tattoos. Well, it's gonna tell you when to breathe and when to hold it. Put your hands above your head.
    I decided at a young age there were only two things that would make me consider a commemorative tattoo: military service or going to the Olympics. Too late for the service, but I'm holding out hope to be the USA Team Handball goalie in Tokyo 2020.

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