Ten things I learned last night from a cab driver:

[Non Sequitur]

1. Bill Gates is secretly funding several Eugenics programs.
2. Genocide in third world countries is being intentionally perpetrated through the use of GMO soy.
3. Barack Obama is one of the chief perpetrators of said genocide.
4. Monsanto is intentionally lacing the nation's corn crop with Glyphosate, a toxic herbicide.
5. Chemo Therapy causes cancer.
6. There is cure for cancer.
7. If you read Kevin Trudeau's book you will learn that cure.
8. Aspartame is toxic, bacterial feces.
9. Drinking liquids from a plastic container will turn you into a woman.
10. Tap water is poison.

At one point I was tempted to say to the cab driver, "You killed my father, didn't you?"

[il Padrino Ute]

Based on 9 and 10, I'd like to know what he uses for a water source. Perhaps he has his own well?

[frank ryan]

Based on 9 and 10, I'd like to know what he uses for a water source. Perhaps he has his own well?

Probably has some sort of magical machine patented by kevin trudeau.

[il Padrino Ute]

Probably has some sort of magical machine patented by kevin trudeau.

[woot]

1. Bill Gates is secretly funding several Eugenics programs.
2. Genocide in third world countries is being intentionally perpetrated through the use of GMO soy.
3. Barack Obama is one of the chief perpetrators of said genocide.
4. Monsanto is intentionally lacing the nation's corn crop with Glyphosate, a toxic herbicide.
5. Chemo Therapy causes cancer.
6. There is cure for cancer.
7. If you read Kevin Trudeau's book you will learn that cure.
8. Aspartame is toxic, bacterial feces.
9. Drinking liquids from a plastic container will turn you into a woman.
10. Tap water is poison.

At one point I was tempted to say to the cab driver, "You killed my father, didn't you?"

I heard something about Glenn Beck losing sponsors but I didn't think he'd need to get a job as a cabbie.