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    I get home from church and notice that the Cowboys finally won a game. What?!? I was looking forward to listening to the "CowSheep" lighting up their textoys to Galloway and Company demanding Wade Phillips' head on a platter. Instead they will be talking about how Tony Romo and Roy Williams have been seen walking on water. Now what am I going to listen to at work tomorrow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Nugent View Post
    I get home from church and notice that the Cowboys finally won a game. What?!? I was looking forward to listening to the "CowSheep" lighting up their textoys to Galloway and Company demanding Wade Phillips' head on a platter. Instead they will be talking about how Tony Romo and Roy Williams have been seen walking on water. Now what am I going to listen to at work tomorrow?
    They still can't overcome Wade Phillips. The NFC East looks brutal right now and through all the muck and mud...Philly looks like the most complete team. How did that happen?
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    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    They still can't overcome Wade Phillips. The NFC East looks brutal right now and through all the muck and mud...Philly looks like the most complete team. How did that happen?
    They have the best coach in the NFC East.
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    Is there a more overhyped franchise in any sport than the Cowboys? They haven't been good in fifteen years, yet they still get winning-team coverage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    Is there a more overhyped franchise in any sport than the Cowboys? They haven't been good in fifteen years, yet they still get winning-team coverage.
    It's interesting that the NFL has had a salary cap for about fifteen years as well. Now that the supreme court ruled that Jerry gets all the revenue from selling cowboy shirts to the kids wearing pants around their knees he has a lot of money to burn on the best talent.


    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ust/index.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfah View Post
    They have the best coach in the NFC East.
    You take that back...

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    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    You take that back...

    Maybe after this weekend. But I doubt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    They still can't overcome Wade Phillips. The NFC East looks brutal right now and through all the muck and mud...Philly looks like the most complete team. How did that happen?
    I'm assuming you mean the NFC East looks brutal in a NFC West kind of way and not in a AFC or NFC South kind of way. That division looks incredibly overrated this year. The Cowboys may still sneak into a wild card spot, but not if Minny finally gets its act together in its own shitty division.
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
    I'm assuming you mean the NFC East looks brutal in a NFC West kind of way and not in a AFC or NFC South kind of way. That division looks incredibly overrated this year. The Cowboys may still sneak into a wild card spot, but not if Minny finally gets its act together in its own shitty division.
    That's exactly what I mean. 3 1-2s and a 2-1 does not inspire confidence. 8-8 might legitimately win the division this year, maybe 9-7.

    Couglin will be out in NY at season's end and the Giants will make a run at Cower.
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    Cowboys Football Team FOR SALE - $500 (IRVING, TX)

    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/spo/2054147501.html
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    Are you kidding me? The cowboys are the top of the NFC East?

    http://www.nfl.com/standings
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    Are you kidding me? The cowboys are the top of the NFC East?

    http://www.nfl.com/standings
    Yep. For all the national pub it gets for being such a tough division, the NFC East has been a very mediocre division over the last decade.
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    I'd just like to point out Vince Young is undefeated this season. Just sayin'.

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    Rick Perry Orders Dallas Cowboys to Mexican Border

    In his boldest move yet to address the immigration crisis, on Thursday Texas Governor Rick Perry dispatched the Dallas Cowboys to the United States’ border with Mexico.


    In a photo opportunity with the Cowboys and several of the team’s cheerleaders, Perry explained the rationale behind his latest decision. “Those who would cross our borders illegally will have to contend with the power and fury of America’s Team,” he said.


    Critics of the move dismissed it as political theatre, noting that once the Cowboys arrived at the border it was unclear what they would do there.


    Additionally, there were questions about how effective the Cowboys would be in stopping illegal immigrants, since the team has the worst-ranked defense in the N.F.L.
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    Look out Jim Brown...

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    http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/...ed-shoplifting

    Randle is accused of attempting to steal underwear and cologne from Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre Mall. Randle, a fifth-round pick in 2013 who is making a base salary of $495,000 this season.

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    Underwear and cologne? Maybe he had a good reason. Sh*t happens.
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    Randle isn't the only one stealing things.

    Brennan Clay ‏@BrennanClay24
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    People would rather let their food spoil than buy a Cowboys cooler. Can't say I disagree with the sentiment.

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    What a brutal ending to the game yesterday. On the other hand, Rodgers is a damn good quarterback. Is there any chance we could clone him and bring the clone in as a BYU recruit? Surely if they can clone a sheep, or, like Jurassic Park showed us, we have the technology to clone extinct dinosaurs, we should have the ability to clone a simple NFL quarterback.

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    For all those that care, which is, I'm sure, hundreds and hundreds of CUFers, I will be joining in the boycott of the NFL this weekend. I will be back next weekend after the Cowboy's bye week.

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    I am liking the new Cowboy's kicker. Good last name too.
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    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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