people at walmart

[Babs]

okay, I know competition is fierce, but I'm pretty sure I have a winner. I'm standing in line at walmart last night, and the woman in front of me is buying one of those full-length mirrors you hang on your door. Well, she sees no need to wait 'til she gets home. She lifts up her shirt and starts examining the stretch marks on her belly - WHILE STANDING IN LINE! Apparently geometry's not her forte, either, as I don't think she realized that on account of the angle everybody behind her got a good look, too.

[wuapinmon]

okay, I know competition is fierce, but I'm pretty sure I have a winner. I'm standing in line at walmart last night, and the woman in front of me is buying one of those full-length mirrors you hang on your door. Well, she sees no need to wait 'til she gets home. She lifts up her shirt and starts examining the stretch marks on her belly - WHILE STANDING IN LINE! Apparently geometry's not her forte, either, as I don't think she realized that on account of the angle everybody behind her got a good look, too.

Did she have big boobs?

[SteelBlue]

If this had happened at our Wal-Mart it would have been a non-story. Why? Well, it's because she wouldn't have been wearing a shirt to lift up. Just a tube top. All shoppers would have been familiar with her stretch marks and back fat well before they ever got in line.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I didn't think Batgirl could get stretch marks.

[Uncle Ted]

okay, I know competition is fierce, but I'm pretty sure I have a winner. I'm standing in line at walmart last night, and the woman in front of me is buying one of those full-length mirrors you hang on your door. Well, she sees no need to wait 'til she gets home. She lifts up her shirt and starts examining the stretch marks on her belly - WHILE STANDING IN LINE! Apparently geometry's not her forte, either, as I don't think she realized that on account of the angle everybody behind her got a good look, too.

There is an entire website dedicated to the people of walmart. This would have been a great contribution.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

You have to love those people in the checkout lines...

[Babs]

There is an entire website dedicated to the people of walmart. This would have been a great contribution.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

yeah, that's why I chose the title. I couldn't bring it upon myself to take a picture. For one, I was afraid it might break my phone. For some reason I had thought Texas walmarts might not be quite so bad as Oklahoma, but so far they're pretty much equivalent. Maybe walmart is just the LCD wherever you go.

[Bastage]

Since the Reams is closed in Provo on 900 W & Center, the new classy joint in Provo is the old Albertsons / new Fresh Market on Center & 500 W. Their patrons are more awesome, I'd even say awesomer, than any Walmarters in the area.

This store deserves its own thread. Yesterday I saw a pregnant girl rocking a belly shirt.

If you got it, flaunt it.

[Uncle Ted]

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[Jeff Lebowski]

Don't believe everything you hear about Walmart.

http://fox13now.com/2015/12/07/wal-m...o-is-not-true/

People are shameless. She might have been a little more convincing with some fake tears.

[Clark Addison]

Don't believe everything you hear about Walmart.

http://fox13now.com/2015/12/07/wal-m...o-is-not-true/

People are shameless. She might have been a little more convincing with some fake tears.

Shocker. I saw that video the other day and the first thing I thought was that the likelihood it was true was under 20%.

[myboynoah]

I blame Facebook

[wuapinmon]

Shocker. I saw that video the other day and the first thing I thought was that the likelihood it was true was under 20%.

I knew she was lying by how she described her letting him hug her. Her tone changed and you could hear her calculating how to explain away that inconsistency in her story.

[Commando]

Aww and she was *this* close to setting up a thunderclap fundraiser that would have set her up for about 5 years of lotto tix and smokes.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Don't believe everything you hear about Walmart.

http://fox13now.com/2015/12/07/wal-m...o-is-not-true/

People are shameless. She might have been a little more convincing with some fake tears.

Also don't believe most of the stories on the Internet. My favorites are the angry servers when someone writes something mean in the tip line.

[Donuthole]

people at walmart

We don't have a People of Ikea thread, so I'll just post this here.

This afternoon I dropped by Ikea to pick up some toy pots and pans for my 3 y.o. daughter (she is absolutely obsessed with play cooking, and all she wants for Christmas is a kitchen set with pots and pans. "Metaw, not pwastic.")

I had just driven back from Pahrump and had polished off a 44 oz DMD, so before heading into the warehouse, I decided to hit the loo. As I approached, I was walking behind a man and a young girl, presumably his daughter. He was holding a soft-serve ice cream in his hand, so I figured he wasn't going to the bathroom. However, as I tried to walk past him, he and his daughter parted ways; he headed into the mens' room, and she into the womens'. I was taken aback, but simultaneously grossly amused as he waltzed up to a urinal and used his free hand to do his business, all while clutching the cone in his awkwardly-perched right hand, ostensibly to keep the cone out of the splash zone. For a split second I wondered what he would do with the cone while he washed his hands, only to immediately realize that one who brings an ice cream into a restroom most likely does not wash his hands. As I washed my hands, I was looking at his back in the mirror, and I was tempted to bust out my phone and snap some pics of him pissing, soft serve cone held high. But I realized that was creepy, and probably somewhat illegal.

So I did something slightly less creepy. I hurried and dried my hands, left the bathroom, found a seat outside the restroom, busted out my phone, and prepared to snap some pics. He exited, and I got the evidence I wanted. Seconds later, his daughter exited the ladies' room, and I noticed what I had not noticed before--she, too, took an ice cream into the restroom! This raised a few other questions that quickly realized I did not want answered.

People of Walmart, you've got competition.