Police beat tweets

[YOhio]

Good stuff.

http://twitter.com/BYUPoliceBeat

July 22: A man was reported being disruptive in the library. An officer asked him to stop being disruptive. #anofficerwasnotneeded

July 16: A baby stroller was found stuffed in some bushes. #O_o #whereisthebaby?

July 18: Students reported cottage cheese in their air ducts at Helaman Halls while they were at church. The air ducts were cleaned out. #ew

[beelzebabette]

June 3: An EFY counselor found 3 EFY participants smoking marijuana in a stairwell. Police said the juveniles will be charged #spiritualhigh

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[Uncle Ted]

July 25: Police responded to a report of a man trespassing at the Stadium. The man was a current BYU football player and was escorted out.

According to the folks on CB this was Jake Heaps. Nice... Spending his Sundays at the LES.

Edit: Confirmed by the SL Trib.

[Uncle Ted]

From the Oct 12th Police Beat:

Oct. 5 Two male students were arguing over dating. One was having a difficult time getting dates and was telling the other student about it. The second student joked that he didn’t have a difficult time getting dates and he could date the other student’s mother. The first student took offense and slammed the second student against a wall and brandished a knife. Upon arrival, the police arrested the first student for aggravated assault. However, the second student decided not to press charges, so the first student was released.

Hmm, dating must really be a sensitive subject for this guy.

[TripletDaddy]

From the Oct 12th Police Beat:



Hmm, dating must really be a sensitive subject for this guy.

Or he has an Oedipus complex.

[TripletDaddy]

Nov. 5 Officers received a call from library security that reported a student lying on the floor of the HBLL atrium. The student refused to get up and leave. Upon arrival, the officer discovered the student was an anthropology student conducting an experiment. The student apologized and left.

Nov. 7 In lot 41, a group of 15-20 rowdy kids were in several
vehicles honking their horns. When police arrived, the group was gone.

Nov. 7 A student in the Cannon Center refused to leave after it had closed for the day. When officers arrived, the student got scared and left.

Nov. 4 A female student was sent two packages that contained male clothing. They were sent to her address. She brought them to the police because she didn’t know why she got them.

Nov. 6 An RA found 12 people entering a building looking suspicious. The people had bought 50-cent masks from Walmart and were going from building to building trying to scare people.

Nov. 6 A lawnmower was reported tied to a tree. Furthermore, the report stated the lawnmower had been running for a while. When the officer arrived, the lawnmower had run out of gas and turned off.

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[falafel]

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Criminal Mischief Oct. 9 Someone broke into a dorm room of Helaman Halls. When the student returned he found his clothes, backpack and bed filled with trash, all of the drawers open and words written on the walls with toothpaste. Oct. 8 Police found the words “question everything” painted on a partition in a men’s [...]

[venkman]

Anyone been in police beat either as a victim or a perp?

[UtahDan]

[wuapinmon]

[kccougar]

The Police Beat now has their own series:

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[Uncle Ted]