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God is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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Originally posted by pellegrino View PostGod is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane
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An elderly gentleman closed his testimony: "in the name of Jesus Christ, that's all"
Sent from my LG-E970 using Tapatalk 2"They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Originally posted by Non Sequitur View PostThe big difference, though, is that God makes you give HIM the bonus checks and stock options.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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Originally posted by DrumNFeather View PostAn elderly gentleman closed his testimony: "in the name of Jesus Christ, that's all"
Sent from my LG-E970 using Tapatalk 2I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Originally posted by pellegrino View PostGod is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostShe's got a point though, right?
I can just imagine her OB/GYN thinking: "If you want to risk your kids growing up without a mom, then by all means tell yourself that some spirit wants you reproduce some more.""Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostScrew all of the clapping shenanigans, I'm incorporating THIS into my worship services!
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Originally posted by Surfah View PostI learned our Costco already rolled out the Christmas decorations. No Walkers shortbread cookies though yet.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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Some kid got up today, who was about 13, and he said that he had a very spiritual experience when he got baptized at age 9. He said the water was freezing when he got in to it, but it felt warm coming out. He said it was either the spirit or he thinks someone may have urinated in the water.
Good stuff.Will donate kidney for B12 membership.
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Originally posted by The_Douger View PostSome kid got up today, who was about 13, and he said that he had a very spiritual experience when he got baptized at age 9. He said the water was freezing when he got in to it, but it felt warm coming out. He said it was either the spirit or he thinks someone may have urinated in the water.
Good stuff.I'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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