That when a prophet specifically says he isn't prophesying but giving counsel he really is prophesying
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaTags: None
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We really need an ongoing "Falsehoods I heard in Church today" thread."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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The speaker today was talking about Ammon feeding horses and I got so caught up thinking about the lack of evidence for precolumbian horses in the Americas that I totally missed her point. This kind of thing happens to me every Sunday.
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Originally posted by Slim View PostThe speaker today was talking about Ammon feeding horses and I got so caught up thinking about the lack of evidence for precolumbian horses in the Americas that I totally missed her point. This kind of thing happens to me every Sunday.Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
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Originally posted by BlueHair View PostJust out of curiousity, why do you continue to attend? It seems like a different church might be a better fit. I've been pondering attending different services. The problem is, I think my family would be more upset about me attending another church than not attending at all.
If I did "leave" the church it certainly wouldn't be to attend a different one.Last edited by Slim; 07-18-2010, 11:00 AM.
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Originally posted by Slim View PostI continue to attend because it makes my wife happy. Also my mother and grandmother would be crushed if I stopped.
If I did "leave" the church it certainly wouldn't be to attend a different one.Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
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I learned that the Roman empire fell due to homosexuality and that we need to learn from history or we will will repeat it."I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh
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Originally posted by Slim View PostThe speaker today was talking about Ammon feeding horses and I got so caught up thinking about the lack of evidence for precolumbian horses in the Americas that I totally missed her point. This kind of thing happens to me every Sunday.
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by Ted Nugent View PostMy great grandfather dug up a bunch of precolumbian horse bones in Wyoming for the Yale Peabody. They had three toes on each foot and were kind of too small to ride, however.
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We had a dust up over Wikipedia in PH meeting.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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