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Never before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":
Come with high and holy hymning;
Chant our Lord's triumphant lay."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostNever before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by ByronMarchant View PostWhen I visit this board about once every few weeks, sometimes I just scroll around and admire how many tens of thousands of posts many of you have.
Some of you will undoubtedly have more than one million posts on this board when all is said and done.
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYeesh. Are you trying to outdo Clack for the most inappropriate post of the week?
Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostNever before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":
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When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Originally posted by Omaha 680 View PostI'm thinking of starting a separate profile so I can pretend I haven't posted as much as I have.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Someone wondered how the people in Schevham all heard about Dinahs rape before Facebook. News spread. I wondered why Jacob loved Joseph more or favored him at least. I wondered if Bishops accusers would be compared to Potiphers wife. Wasn,t mentioned though. If what he did was unfortunately true. Sad for anyone to be victim of sex crimes. Then again there is always Potiphers wives too who ruin people's lives. Didn,t mention Simeon and Levi circumsizing village then kicking shit out of community. Jacob was pissed at them regardless of what they did to Dinah.
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Originally posted by old_gregg View Postis it normal for high priests to never stfu in quorum meetings"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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