We got trek (not the Star Trek kind) reports in Stake Conference today. It was nice to hear teenagers read their thoughts about trek.
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Originally posted by LVAllen View PostOur ward's other failings aside, we have the best musical numbers. Today's was "Come, Thou Fount" on organ, oboe, and flute.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by falafel View PostAre you getting reorganized with the rest of the Valley today? We are having Sac. only, then a stake meeting to discuss the changes affecting 8 out of 10 units (South Stake). I've heard that Red Rock and other stakes are also being redrawn today.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostNo action in the Redrock stake today. All three hours.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by falafel View PostHuh. Did you lose a ward recently? I a friend of mine was in that stake until last week, when they redrew the line and now he's in the stake to the north, I think. I thought it might be a larger realignment.Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 08-30-2015, 12:49 PM.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Originally posted by falafel View PostAre you getting reorganized with the rest of the Valley today? We are having Sac. only, then a stake meeting to discuss the changes affecting 8 out of 10 units (South Stake). I've heard that Red Rock and other stakes are also being redrawn today.
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Originally posted by falafel View PostHuh. Did you lose a ward recently? I a friend of mine was in that stake until last week, when they redrew the line and now he's in the stake to the north, I think. I thought it might be a larger realignment."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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Originally posted by falafel View PostHuh. Did you lose a ward recently? I a friend of mine was in that stake until last week, when they redrew the line and now he's in the stake to the north, I think. I thought it might be a larger realignment.
We had the boundary realignment meeting today in our stake. Apparently this is happening all over due to some recent number crunching done by the brethren (or for them, most likely), wherein it was revealed that the ideal ward size is between 300-400 members; wards either bigger or smaller than that apparently struggle with attendance/activity rates.
They also read off a list of statistics demonstrating this. All I could think about as they listed the stats were whether they controlled for meeting time, distance to meeting house, and a myriad of other factors which probably impact attendance as much or more than ward size.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Donuthole View Postdifferent stake, I think. I think JR's his ward was divided out of the RR stake a few years back.
We had the boundary realignment meeting today in our stake. Apparently this is happening all over due to some recent number crunching done by the brethren (or for them, most likely), wherein it was revealed that the ideal ward size is between 300-400 members; wards either bigger or smaller than that apparently struggle with attendance/activity rates.
They also read off a list of statistics demonstrating this. All I could think about as they listed the stats were whether they controlled for meeting time, distance to meeting house, and a myriad of other factors which probably impact attendance as much or more than ward size.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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My new bishop spoke today and stated that he firmly believes that the earth is 4.6 billion years old, that life on earth is the result of millions of years of evolution, and that all church historical issues can be resolved if you ha e the right facts and understand the historical context. Seems like a good dude.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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Originally posted by falafel View PostMajor changes to your ward?
21 households cut out of our ward to form part of a new ward. Our bishopric was unaffected. And we meet in a different stake's building, so our meeting place was also unaffected. For now. Which is awesome, as the building is literally a block from my neighborhood.Last edited by Donuthole; 08-30-2015, 01:56 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostMy new bishop spoke today and stated that he firmly believes that the earth is 4.6 billion years old, that life on earth is the result of millions of years of evolution, and that all church historical issues can be resolved if you ha e the right facts and understand the historical context. Seems like a good dude.
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Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostMy new bishop spoke today and stated that he firmly believes that the earth is 4.6 billion years old, that life on earth is the result of millions of years of evolution, and that all church historical issues can be resolved if you ha e the right facts and understand the historical context. Seems like a good dude.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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