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Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostNot even Clack would say something like that.
The times - they are a changing.
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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MJ just called me and asked if I wanted to go to the temple today. I told her I had to work ( I’m literally at work and she knows I will be here until late given the time of year but ). She seems pretty excited for the new changes. I’m just going to remind her that she has to operate under the old covenant since that’s the covenant she made."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostMJ just called me and asked if I wanted to go to the temple today. I told her I had to work ( I’m literally at work and she knows I will be here until late given the time of year but ). She seems pretty excited for the new changes. I’m just going to remind her that she has to operate under the old covenant since that’s the covenant she made.
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Today I learned that teaching Junior Primary is much, much nicer with the two hour block. At no point was anything dragged out like before. The singing time was just enough for a few songs, there was one quick talk, then off to classes.
Our class was just enough time to teach our five year olds a few things, do one "wiggle reducing" activity, share a quick treat, then we were done. I like this a lot better.
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That was so much better."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Scott R Nelson View PostToday I learned that teaching Junior Primary is much, much nicer with the two hour block. At no point was anything dragged out like before. The singing time was just enough for a few songs, there was one quick talk, then off to classes.
Our class was just enough time to teach our five year olds a few things, do one "wiggle reducing" activity, share a quick treat, then we were done. I like this a lot better.I'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostThe extra 10 minutes of lesson time for my 13 year old class is lame. 50 minutes sucks, but hey, can't complain overall."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I learned in church today
I learned that the fire alarm work. It went off with 15 minutes left of church. About 3/4 of the people had cleared out of the building before the alarm stopped. People then started to go back inside and I was like, seriously?! (Apparently the alarm went off last Sunday, as well.)
I was released from my Cub Scout calling and informed that my primary assignment was changing from the 9 year olds to the 5 year olds. But that I would be 1 of 3 teachers assigned to the class. This year might just be awesome.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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We had a new stake presidency called today at conference. They were interviewed yesterday, and called yesterday, odd when the calling is for such an intrusive position and for 10 years. The wife of the new SP was called to speak for a few minutes. She said that her parents were over to dinner on Friday night, and she mentioned that a new stake presidency was to be announced at conference today. Her mom remarked, "Oh, some poor woman will be crying her eyes out Saturday night."
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One hour nursery is great."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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