Milk

[Babs]

There was a great sale on it, so I wanted to stock up. We usually get 4-6 gallons at a time.

The inflation on the price of milk has been udderly obscene.

[marsupial]

The inflation on the price of milk has been udderly obscene.

Cud it get any worse? I can't take much moore.

[Babs]

Cud it get any worse?

I doubt it -- I don't see any whey it could.

[RobinFinderson]

I doubt it -- I don't see any whey it could.

Oh those low milk prices seem like a distant mammary. I'll speak with Faith and heifer stop drinking so much milk.

[wuapinmon]

Oh those low milk prices seem like a distant mammary. I'll speak with Faith and heifer stop drinking so much milk.

Prices have been getting creamed by the churning price of fuel. The Dairy board told me my whole life milk lacked eight essential vitamins and minerals, but they were nursing the wounds of the fuel crisis.

[Solon]

Prices have been getting creamed by the churning price of fuel. The Dairy board told me my whole life milk lacked eight essential vitamins and minerals, but they were nursing the wounds of the fuel crisis.

To my dairy's credit, they lowered their prices this fall as fuel prices fell. (it's a local dairy, but ethanol subsidies had jacked up the cost of feed. Feed prices have come down around here, along with all the other fuel costs.)

I still had to pay the UPS fuel surcharge, though, when I sent a package last week.

[Babs]

To my dairy's credit, they lowered their prices this fall as fuel prices fell. (it's a local dairy, but ethanol subsidies had jacked up the cost of feed.

Mine does that too, but I figure it's mostly just because they want to mooove more inventory.

We have the best local dairy ever down here. They distribute all the way down to Dallas, so we'll have to indulge at the Blue River Rivalry. I'll buy.

[TripletDaddy]

Blue River Rivalry

[Babs]

Alright, fine, moneybags. If it's that big a deal to you, you can buy.

[wuapinmon]

Alright, fine, moneybags. If it's that big a deal to you, you can buy.

With my arms akimbo, vines grow on me.

[YOhio]

Triplet and I watching you guys exchange puns is like Steve Young and Jerry Rice watching Joey Harrington and Mike Williams play catch.

[wuapinmon]

Triplet and I watching you guys exchange puns is like Steve Young and Jerry Rice watching Joey Harrington and Mike Williams play catch.

I'm quite proud of "lacked eight" and "akimbo vines."

[YOhio]

I'm quite proud of "lacked eight" and "akimbo vines."

Good for you! I'm so proud of you for trying!

[wuapinmon]

Good for you! I'm so proud of you for trying!

from whence does your venom spring?

[Babs]

from whence does your venom spring?

Don't mind Y. He's the 45-year-old white guy who sits on the park bench, watching the guys play streetball and talking about how much game he's got. "Man, you should see my jump shot! -- What's that? -- Nah, I can't play now, 'cause, uh, my lunch break's almost over."