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    Default Wuap's banana obsession.

    Enough of it already. It's beyond stupid and quite lame.

    Discuss.
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    Your mom never had a problem with it.
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Now even Tim is being mean to the Wuap. What a cruel summer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Your mom never had a problem with it.
    My mother's been six feet underground since 2000, you dick! When exactly did you show her this banana? WHEN?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    My mother's been six feet underground since 2000, you dick! When exactly did you show her this banana? WHEN?!
    Summer 1998, Provo, Roman Gardens #335. Don't you remember how impressed she was by my "pretty nifty" banana sticker collection? She always wanted to see my Chiquita one, but I told her that Bob was her husband and not a verb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Summer 1998, Provo, Roman Gardens #335. Don't you remember how impressed she was by my "pretty nifty" banana sticker collection? She always wanted to see my Chiquita one, but I told her that Bob was her husband and not a verb.
    No, my sweet mother Connie did NOT think your Chiquita was "swell," you pervert. I'll be damned if I let you talk about her that way! Just be on your way, smarty art-boy. You're irrelevant here. And steer clear of Desert Memorial Park next time you're in California, you sick bastard. SICK! You're SICK! I HATE YOU!

    I'd ask for my king-sized mattress back but Mickelle told me you were visited by Montezuma's revenge after you returned from Costa Rica. SICK! You're SICK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    Now even Tim is being mean to the Wuap. What a cruel summer.

    That's funny.

    But something tells me you're crashing this party.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Summer 1998, Provo, Roman Gardens #335. Don't you remember how impressed she was by my "pretty nifty" banana sticker collection? She always wanted to see my Chiquita one, but I told her that Bob was her husband and not a verb.
    No, my sweet mother Connie did NOT think your Chiquita was "swell," you pervert. I'll be damned if I let you talk about her that way! Just be on your way, smarty art-boy. You're irrelevant here. And steer clear of Desert Memorial Park next time you're in California, you sick bastard. SICK! You're SICK! I HATE YOU!

    I'd ask for my king-sized mattress back but Mickelle told me you were visited by Montezuma's revenge after you returned from Costa Rica. SICK! You're SICK!

    PS: You can keep the TV. I used it to look at Wuap Family Home Videos once and I fear that it's now forever tainted with the residue of your grits-loving ilk. Keep it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    No, my sweet mother Connie did NOT think your Chiquita was "swell," you pervert. I'll be damned if I let you talk about her that way! Just be on your way, smarty art-boy. You're irrelevant here. And steer clear of Desert Memorial Park next time you're in California, you sick bastard. SICK! You're SICK! I HATE YOU!
    How long's it been since you wrote something on CUF that people are actually going to agree with? It's been awhile, huh? If they don't agree with you, are you going to tell them that they should all go back to CG?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    I'd ask for my king-sized mattress back but Mickelle told me you were visited by Montezuma's revenge after you returned from Costa Rica. SICK! You're SICK!
    Wait, does YOUR wife know that you've been talking to MY wife without our knowledge? And my Moctezuma's revenge stain makes a nice pair with your Mango Lassi India "accident."

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    PS: You can keep the TV. I used it to look at Wuap Family Home Videos once and I fear that it's now forever tainted with the residue of your grits-loving ilk. Keep it.
    You sonofabitch! Those kids love you. I hope your fugu has intestinal residue. Just make sure your wife doesn't eat any of it. She's actually worth keeping around, and I bet your wife likes grits, so eat a banana, "green wood."

    Your last name was truly apropos until this month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    You sonofabitch! Those kids love you. I hope your fugu has intestinal residue. Just make sure your wife doesn't eat any of it. She's actually worth keeping around, and I bet your wife likes grits, so eat a banana, "green wood."
    Better a poisoned fish than Thanksgiving at your house again.

    Your last name was truly apropos until this month.
    DAMN YOU! Not all of us are able to order a wife over the internet, Mac. Don't forget that.

    PS: Che Guevara called. He wants his dirty beard back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    Better a poisoned fish than Thanksgiving at your house again.
    You leaving our house that day was one of the best things that ever happened to me. My wife was so excited that you were leaving and not spending the night, that she jumped my bones and we made sweet sweet love. Late November 2007 - August 5, 2008 = Calliope was born. So, seeing your taillights brought the stork calling. You truly bring great joy when you leave somewhere.

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    DAMN YOU! Not all of us are able to order a wife over the internet, Mac. Don't forget that.
    What was that about it never working? I at least am classy enough to lie to you.

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    PS: Che Guevara called. He wants his dirty beard back.
    That's so cliché.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    You leaving our house that day was one of the best things that ever happened to me. My wife was so excited that you were leaving and not spending the night, that she jumped my bones and we made sweet sweet love. Late November 2007 - August 5, 2008 = Calliope was born. So, seeing your taillights brought the stork calling. You truly bring great joy when you leave somewhere.
    My 24 hours of freedom was more enjoyable than your 30 seconds of "fun."

    What was that about it never working? I at least am classy enough to lie to you.
    You're dead to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    My 24 hours of freedom was more enjoyable than your 30 seconds of "fun."
    I figured by now you'd realize that fun is worth giving up some freedoms.
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    Poor taste fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahDan View Post
    Poor taste fellas.
    Really? Shouldn't I be the judge of that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahDan View Post
    Poor taste fellas.
    Glad to see you're consistent in the way you patrol the board:

    http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...7&postcount=12
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    Are you two just joking us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    Glad to see you're consistent in the way you patrol the board:

    http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...7&postcount=12
    Rude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottie View Post
    Are you two just joking us?
    Of course. Tim and I are best friends. These flamewars are just jokes. My baby daughter took a header into the hearth tonight and had to get three stitches in her forehead in the ER. I had to hold her down and keep her head in place while the doctor numbed her and then sutured her. Her eyes were full of fear and she looked at me, begging me to let her go and to pick her up and comfort her. It was very stressful.

    I told Tim that I was going to bed so that I didn't stress eat, and he suggested that we do a fake fight thread, like we've done many times before.

    People are now pissed at us for it being in poor taste. I should've just gone to bed. It's been a helluva bad night, and I'm sick of respecters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Of course. Tim and I are best friends. These flamewars are just jokes. My baby daughter took a header into the hearth tonight and had to get three stitches in her forehead in the ER. I had to hold her down and keep her head in place while the doctor numbed her and then sutured her. Her eyes were full of fear and she looked at me, begging me to let her go and to pick her up and comfort her. It was very stressful.

    I told Tim that I was going to bed so that I didn't stress eat, and he suggested that we do a fake fight thread, like we've done many times before.

    People are now pissed at us for it being in poor taste. I should've just gone to bed. It's been a helluva bad night, and I'm sick of respecters.
    Very sorry to hear that about your daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Of course. Tim and I are best friends. These flamewars are just jokes. My baby daughter took a header into the hearth tonight and had to get three stitches in her forehead in the ER. I had to hold her down and keep her head in place while the doctor numbed her and then sutured her. Her eyes were full of fear and she looked at me, begging me to let her go and to pick her up and comfort her. It was very stressful.

    I told Tim that I was going to bed so that I didn't stress eat, and he suggested that we do a fake fight thread, like we've done many times before.

    People are now pissed at us for it being in poor taste. I should've just gone to bed. It's been a helluva bad night, and I'm sick of respecters.
    My issue is with how selectively people get pissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    Enough of it already. It's beyond stupid and quite lame.

    Discuss.
    Tim, there's finally a black man in the White House. It's a time of hope and change. Live and let live. Bananas 4 ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    Glad to see you're consistent in the way you patrol the board:

    http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...7&postcount=12
    I'm just giving my opinion. Not patrolling. I thought Super's post was funny, if irreverent. No one is pissed at you. The martyr choir on CUF is already fully stocked, don't join it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahDan View Post
    I'm just giving my opinion. Not patrolling. I thought Super's post was funny, if irreverent. No one is pissed at you. The martyr choir on CUF is already fully stocked, don't join it.
    Why does everyone always accuse me of being a martyr? It doesn't matter; I will continue speak my conscience here and gladly take the consequences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    Why does everyone always accuse me of being a martyr? It doesn't matter; I will continue speak my conscience here and gladly take the consequences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahDan View Post
    Yeah, sometimes my attempts at humor miss the mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    Yeah, sometimes my attempts at humor miss the mark.
    If it makes you feel better, I got it
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    Yeah, sometimes my attempts at humor miss the mark.
    Sometimes my funny bone is dislocated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
    If it makes you feel better, I got it
    I was laughing too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    Yeah, sometimes my attempts at humor miss the mark.
    It happens to the best of us.
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