Seniorits mentioned my mancrush on Jake Schoff

[Goatnapper'96]

I loved him first and the deepest.

Jake Shoff’s a babe. Is he single?

Shhhhhhhh . . . . The Intangible speaks

Agree on "The Intangible" nature of Jake

Thank you! Tears are coming to my eyes.

But he'll never replace Jake

I remember jumping on this man's very respectable bandwagon when I first saw him as a whiter, younger, sexier, possessor of more buttcrack cleavage and less sexually active version of ML Carr. There he was swinging that towel like Pecos Bill does a rattlesnake and giving chest bumps to Travis Hansen as a redshirt in 2001-2002. He was into it like no other redshirt and it was obvious this man would one day take my nipples to a realm of flaccidity not yet reached before nor after I met Jake.

Take heart, his crack is more expansive than the frequently used Jenna of day's gone by, there is plenty of Jake for us all to have a piece of him to love!

I HEART JAKE SCHOFF!

[cougjunkie]

I remember jumping on this man's very respectable bandwagon when I first saw him as a whiter, younger, sexier, possessor of more buttcrack cleavage and less sexually active version of ML Carr. There he was swinging that towel like Pecos Bill does a rattlesnake and giving chest bumps to Travis Hansen as a redshirt in 2001-2002. He was into it like no other redshirt and it was obvious this man would one day take my nipples to a realm of flaccidity not yet reached before nor after I met Jake.

Take heart, his crack is more expansive than the frequently used Jenna of day's gone by, there is plenty of Jake for us all to have a piece of him to love!

I HEART JAKE SCHOFF!

Just so you know if you truly hearted him as much as you say, you would spell his name right. Its Shoff. No "C".

[Goatnapper'96]

Just so you know if you truly hearted him as much as you say, you would spell his name right. Its Shoff. No "C".

When you have buttCrack Cleavage like Jake, there must be a C somewhere.

Since there is no C in Jake, I heart Jake SChoff!

[Goatnapper'96]

I hate you.

But I cannot lie. I like big butts though the other fellas may deny!

[MarkGrace]

I've got some good stories about Jake, Big Daddy, Big Momma, and the rest of the Shoff crew. They were an entertaining bunch.

[LiveCoug]

Prayers for Jake Shoff. He was kayaking in hawaii and got attacked by wasps and had a reaction. He is unconscious and on a ventilator

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[cougjunkie]

Prayers for Jake Shoff. He was kayaking in hawaii and got attacked by wasps and had a reaction. He is unconscious and on a ventilator

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He's awake and talking now. That's good news.


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[Topper]

He's awake and talking now. That's good news.


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Incredibly bad news. Such a freak accident.

But if this is to be believed, here is the good news.

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...ml?id=18098427