I am trying to think of a kid that BYU has had that I loved like that since Jake left. Cummard is special in what he does across the spectrum of the game, but his failure to show up in some really crucial games hovers over his legacy. Perhaps if he really brings it in San Diego or Las Vegas and BYU can win a road game over either of those two and salvage the choke job in half 2 against Vegas, he might reach that threshold of love and adoration.
Tavernari doesn't do it for me. Jimmer Fredette might. Trent Plaisted was hard to love as well. Sam Burgess and Jimmy Balderson, I always hated Canadians and the cousins of those who offend my people so nope. Dave Rose's SIL was fun but not really. KY...AKA THE JELLY! He is probably pretty close. Am I missing anyone?
Not one of them would forgo socks for the up to mid ankle tape job and then just stuff his fat and bloodied foot into a shoe, throw on headband and sexily shake his 270lbs of chewed bubblegum for the glory of my people like Jake did. Further neither of those I mentioned can play D1 hoops, which is debateable I admit, with having a higher buttcrack cleavage coeffecient than Tim. I heart Jake Schoff. I always have and I always will. When will Cougarnation have a baller who gives a JakeSchoff like effort?
Tavernari doesn't do it for me. Jimmer Fredette might. Trent Plaisted was hard to love as well. Sam Burgess and Jimmy Balderson, I always hated Canadians and the cousins of those who offend my people so nope. Dave Rose's SIL was fun but not really. KY...AKA THE JELLY! He is probably pretty close. Am I missing anyone?
Not one of them would forgo socks for the up to mid ankle tape job and then just stuff his fat and bloodied foot into a shoe, throw on headband and sexily shake his 270lbs of chewed bubblegum for the glory of my people like Jake did. Further neither of those I mentioned can play D1 hoops, which is debateable I admit, with having a higher buttcrack cleavage coeffecient than Tim. I heart Jake Schoff. I always have and I always will. When will Cougarnation have a baller who gives a JakeSchoff like effort?
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