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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What a bunch of wimps. Chafing? Boring COLOR? It's freaking underwear. It's reasonably durable. It's functional. It's affordable. And you're not wearing it because it was the best selection at Target; there is a purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
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    Haha.

    You are so sophisticated now with your non-white underwear!
    OK time to be honest. I don't really care what color or type of underwear I have. But as to the type/color my wife wears, well, that makes all the difference in the world. And if me eschewing white underwear makes her do the same, well by gum I'm going to wear colored underwear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    You can get non-white G’s. Welcome back NWC!
    I am eagerly awaiting the update to women's Gs. I may come back yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    You can get non-white G’s. Welcome back NWC!
    This man speaks the truth. I wore both olive drab and brown g's. I looked much better in them than I do in the whites of today but there are probably other reasons for that that have nothing to do with the color of my underwear both then and now.
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    Colored Gs are for the weak. I, for one, appreciate the fecal accountability that white Gs bring to the table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Colored Gs are for the weak. I, for one, appreciate the fecal accountability that white Gs bring to the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I could definitely see how the higher end stuff that are advertised on podcasts could have changed the telestial undie game in the last 20 years, but I'll never know.
    Why not- you work out in Gs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What a bunch of wimps. Chafing? Boring COLOR? It's freaking underwear. It's reasonably durable. It's functional. It's affordable. And you're not wearing it because it was the best selection at Target; there is a purpose.
    Yeah, its stupid to think that something that I literally wear every single day of the week for my entire life should be comfortable.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    These are all god points.

    Hmm... I wonder why people wear garments.
    Don't think they were all god points - some seemed more like the philosophies of men.

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    That's it, one more complaint and we are going back to the original pattern.

    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    Why not- you work out in Gs?
    Commando, Commando.
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    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
    Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
    I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RC Vikings View Post
    Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.
    yeah those are great too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...
    well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that
    Have you ever done a google search to determine if Dress Barn sells mens' clothing?
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    Just learned that a high school friend and her husband founded and own Tommy Johns undershirts. So, If gentile underthreads are your thing, give them a shot.
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    http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

    New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

    New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, you skipped over the most important part in that link. The symbols are no longer going to be sewn into the garments, but instead silk screened to the inside!

    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

    New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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    There’s huge upside to this, namely that if one truly did replace an entire set of garments each year, the garments would remain white and not turn that grey color many of us know all too well. It can also encourage us to think more actively about our garments and the care of them, not letting us hold onto fabric that is well past its expiration date in terms of durability and, erm, lack of holes.
    Hmmm. I thought they were supposed to be holy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

    New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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    Ha, no one is going to replace them after one year, even if the markings fall off. Just iron new ones on or is a white permanent marker and just draw them on. Let’s not make this more difficult than it has to be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, you skipped over the most important part in that link. The symbols are no longer going to be sewn into the garments, but instead silk screened to the inside!

    Exactly! I have been waiting for this for a long time. I pulled over to the side of the road and wept.

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    MBA-minded corporate culture has further wormed its way into the Lord's Kingdom through sartorial planned obsolescence.

    When mine wear out, since the silk-screening is just a mimesis of a connotative modality contained in the former stitching, and since the Brethren have now declared that one mimesis is acceptable, I'll just take a Sharpie and draw them back on. Deus ex MAC-hina.
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    When they wear off, I'll reapply mine each morning with white-out. I'll make it a part of my morning ritual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    When they wear off, I'll reapply mine each morning with white-out. I'll make it a part of my morning ritual.
    That's the Spirit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

    New garments only last a year...

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    That sounds like a challenge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    MBA-minded corporate culture has further wormed its way into the Lord's Kingdom through sartorial planned obsolescence.

    When mine wear out, since the silk-screening is just a mimesis of a connotative modality contained in the former stitching, and since the Brethren have now declared that one mimesis is acceptable, I'll just take a Sharpie and draw them back on. Deus ex MAC-hina.
    Am I the only one who had to look up the definition of mimesis?
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    I was hoping someone would define it for me, so I wouldn't have to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    When they wear off, I'll reapply mine each morning with white-out. I'll make it a part of my morning ritual.
    In another dimension such tribal enthusiasm has ventured into tattoo's of the markings into the plebes ready skin.

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