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LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club
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Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by LVAllen View PostThe Lord pulls us through something that is symbolic of the Lord? Like, a whole birthing process?
I don't understand how the veil (the thing keeping us from God, mentally, physically, and spiritually) could possibly stand as a symbol for Christ who is the only one capable of pulling us through the barrier, and who enploys no servant there.
Just doesn't make sense to me, and I don't think it's been taught or even suggested anywhere."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Just once I'd like the brethren or some other conference speak to address garments by playing off the Snoops lyrics to 'g'z up hoes down.' Something like
"Sagging like a pioneer, garments to they knees
Saint please, you know how we do the undercover
I'm Elder Dallin H Oaks (or the name of whoever is giving the talk), not your average GenCon speaka, see
Some of you don't know about the G thang, baby
It's the smooth temple gear that be driving devils crazy
Now as ya groove to the spirit and ya move to the sound
I'mma hit ya up with the sacred Pound, G's up, sins down"
Such a missed opportunity, IMO.
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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