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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What a bunch of wimps. Chafing? Boring COLOR? It's freaking underwear. It's reasonably durable. It's functional. It's affordable. And you're not wearing it because it was the best selection at Target; there is a purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
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    Haha.

    You are so sophisticated now with your non-white underwear!
    OK time to be honest. I don't really care what color or type of underwear I have. But as to the type/color my wife wears, well, that makes all the difference in the world. And if me eschewing white underwear makes her do the same, well by gum I'm going to wear colored underwear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    You can get non-white G’s. Welcome back NWC!
    I am eagerly awaiting the update to women's Gs. I may come back yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    You can get non-white G’s. Welcome back NWC!
    This man speaks the truth. I wore both olive drab and brown g's. I looked much better in them than I do in the whites of today but there are probably other reasons for that that have nothing to do with the color of my underwear both then and now.
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    Colored Gs are for the weak. I, for one, appreciate the fecal accountability that white Gs bring to the table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Colored Gs are for the weak. I, for one, appreciate the fecal accountability that white Gs bring to the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I could definitely see how the higher end stuff that are advertised on podcasts could have changed the telestial undie game in the last 20 years, but I'll never know.
    Why not- you work out in Gs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What a bunch of wimps. Chafing? Boring COLOR? It's freaking underwear. It's reasonably durable. It's functional. It's affordable. And you're not wearing it because it was the best selection at Target; there is a purpose.
    Yeah, its stupid to think that something that I literally wear every single day of the week for my entire life should be comfortable.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    These are all god points.

    Hmm... I wonder why people wear garments.
    Don't think they were all god points - some seemed more like the philosophies of men.

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    That's it, one more complaint and we are going back to the original pattern.

    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    Why not- you work out in Gs?
    Commando, Commando.
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    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
    Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs
    I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RC Vikings View Post
    Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.
    yeah those are great too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...
    well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that
    Have you ever done a google search to determine if Dress Barn sells mens' clothing?
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    Just learned that a high school friend and her husband founded and own Tommy Johns undershirts. So, If gentile underthreads are your thing, give them a shot.
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