"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
Dear President Bednar,
We tracted 60 hours this week, and had three disco's. We're sure that our hard work will pay off with more discussions in the near future. We're thrusting in our sickles and laying our good works before The Lord.
The Elders in my district are letting go of the Iron Rod a little too much lately, so at our next district meeting I'm going to back over some of the basics. Things like personal hygiene and disposal of worn out garments. Some of our lazy elders are just throwing them out, and not removing the marks. Some are removing the marks, shredding them, and using the left overs as rags. Some of the better missionaries are going by the book and burning the marks, either all together or independently. Elder Pelado may be going too far by praying and reading scriptures by fire as he destroys the emblems of his allegiance. The emphasis at our meeting will be the White Bible and we'll follow more closely the inspired words of the Brethren.
Conference is coming up and I understand that you'll be speaking once more. If you need, I'll be happy to suggest some topics, or to help you write part of your talk with you. My mother tells me I'm quite the wordsmith in my letters home. If it's not too much trouble perhaps you could give a shout-out to our CS district while at the podium. If not the whole district, then just say "clack" somewhere in your talk and my parents and ward back home would be so proud.
All the best to Sister Bednar,
elder clackamascoug
Last edited by clackamascoug; 09-27-2018 at 12:51 AM.
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
I did a search in Citation Index, and there's only one "clack" reference. There's nothing for "diddley". Go figure.
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A week or so ago I went to buy new g's, but the shelves were bare of anything remotely my size in my fabric of choice. The saleslady said that they've been out of stock for quite some time and don't know when they'll get more in. Looking online, everything is sold out. You don't suppose a conference surprise will be for them to get out of the business and to have us roll our own, do you?![]()
"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
Yeah, I stopped by the local Deseret Book just this past Monday. I've had a dozen tops in plastic bags sitting around for a few years and thought maybe I should get some matching bottoms. The last time I went to an LDS Distribution Center, you told them what you needed and they brought it out from a back room. You can actually pick your own stuff now. They only had four of what I needed, although if I were fatter, or thinner, or willing to wear something other than 100% cotton, there would have been more available. I'm going to call and check what they have in stock before going back for the other eight.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
The only rule about underwear that matters (for both garments and APG's) is that you have on hand at least one more pair than your spouse. That way, he/she has to do laundry before you.
"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
Anyone got a smile than can beat this?
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Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
one piecers are the only way to make that happen
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!