I was just talking to my wife... we talked for 15 minutes. Neither one of us mentioned that today is our 31st anniversary. Maybe when she asked me what I was going to do today, she was testing me. I failed when I said I was going to change the fuel filter on the Infiniti, and fix the bad tail light on the Sprinter. It's only 9:30 my time, and I'm already in damage control mode.
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Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostI was just talking to my wife... we talked for 15 minutes. Neither one of us mentioned that today is our 31st anniversary. Maybe when she asked me what I was going to do today, she was testing me. I failed when I said I was going to change the fuel filter on the Infiniti, and fix the bad tail light on the Sprinter. It's only 9:30 my time, and I'm already in damage control mode.I'm like LeBron James.
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostTake her to a nice dinner at Applebees tonight. I'm sure that will smooth things over.
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Originally posted by marsupial View PostOK, I am putting this in my calendar for next year: remind HFN about the leprechaun trap. I want to do it too.What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
-Teenage Dirtbag
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Originally posted by marsupial View PostHuskyFreeNorthwest--Don't forget to set up that leprechaun trap!"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostI was just talking to my wife... we talked for 15 minutes. Neither one of us mentioned that today is our 31st anniversary. Maybe when she asked me what I was going to do today, she was testing me. I failed when I said I was going to change the fuel filter on the Infiniti, and fix the bad tail light on the Sprinter. It's only 9:30 my time, and I'm already in damage control mode.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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My six year old has become convinced that leprechauns are real. In a conversation with my wife last night, she surprised me with "I can't say for a 100% that leprechauns aren't real, can you?!" Yes. Yes I can. Maybe I'll do something fun with the security cameras.
Also, when searching for videos on YouTube with small children, make sure to search "leprechauns" not just "leprechaun" which only pulls clips from the movie.Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 03-15-2016, 09:25 AM.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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