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"Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied -
From a kid I grew up with:
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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A few years ago one of the Wachowski brothers declared he was a transgendered female. This week, the other brother declared likewise. What are the odds that two brothers both decide that they are females stuck in the body of males?Comment
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If you believe that this conclusion results from genetic factors the odds are probably much higher than any two unrelated males.Originally posted by Katy Lied View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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Sad trombone.Originally posted by falafel View Post
http://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/high...-in-carjackingI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Wow.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Guy had a really bad month and a half. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-married.htmlOriginally posted by falafel View PostJesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James PattersonComment
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That seems like a very odd carjacking. I bet the fiancé had him killed.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostA man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad AliComment
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I agree. The whole thing is weird. They shot him before he had a chance to come clean!Originally posted by CJF View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Wooooow he looks like straight shit. And is he using a Walkman Sport from the late 80's? I recognize those headphones."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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What happened to his hair? Did he use a hairpiece on the show?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
His hair has been pretty thin for the last decade. Looks like he finally accepted it and committed to buzzing.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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looks like he has been joining Funk on every one of his craft beer forays too. That's not a healthy ruddy color.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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