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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    No, these damn Chinese bikes are everywhere now. The neighborhood kids are parking them on my grass and I have to throw them out onto the street. These bikes are ruining Dallas.


    PM me your address and I'll send you a half dozen of them so you can see what it is like to have them all over your front lawn.
    Seems like an enterprising person could make some money in the scrap metal business in Dallas.

    BTW, those photos look nothing like the China photos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Seems like an enterprising person could make some money in the scrap metal business in Dallas.

    BTW, those photos look nothing like the China photos.
    Today it is only 20,000 of those bikes.... tomorrow it will be 20 million!
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    Alexander Graham Bell's estate accuses tax adjudicator of bias for questioning whether he truly was first to invent the telephone

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    “I confess I am not a fan of (Bell’s) claim to fame,” adjudicator Raffi Balmanoukian wrote in a May 2017 decision denying the estate’s request to reduce the government’s value estimate for the property.

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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Good grief!

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    Quote Originally Posted by happyone View Post
    Good grief!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post

    No kidding. Who eats an ice cream cone with a straw?
    Maybe it was Shave Lice.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    "Yes, I'd like you to shave an ice cream cone into the back of my head. Yes, I'm certain. Also, I'd like the cone to resemble Burl Ives. Thank you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteelBlue View Post
    "Yes, I'd like you to shave an ice cream cone into the back of my head. Yes, I'm certain. Also, I'd like the cone to resemble Burl Ives. Thank you."
    haha. I probably laughed at that harder than I should have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SteelBlue View Post
    "Yes, I'd like you to shave an ice cream cone into the back of my head. Yes, I'm certain. Also, I'd like the cone to resemble Burl Ives. Thank you."


    Razor sharp observation!

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    Self-raping child??
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    it’s a joke you nerd
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    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Seems to me those straps would not be as effective in securing the arms as, say, nails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by All-American View Post
    Seems to me those straps would not be as effective in securing the arms as, say, nails.
    A good screw or two would be more effective than getting nailed.
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    This ad on my fb feed:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    This ad on my fb feed:
    Ugly shoes for anorexics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    A good screw or two would be more effective than getting nailed.




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