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    I can't click on that video. The sadness already seeped through my monitor enough as it is.
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    A summary, offered without commentary:

    1. You have more energy when you're young
    2. You like the same stuff your kids do
    3. By the time you are 40 your kids will all be graduated from high school and you have more freedom
    4. Teen pregnancies can be good because you are "starting your life as they start theirs"
    5. You get to be a young grandma. Everyone will think you are actually the grandkids parent because you are still young and hot.
    6. You have more elasticity in your skin and your body bounces back more quickly after pregnancy, so fewer stretch marks.
    7. Your kids' friends think you're cool.

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    Without commenting on the content of the video, I actually think its cool what this woman is doing. Teen moms need all the support they can get, and they are already getting plenty of shame and weird looks from family and at the grocery store.
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    In keeping with my theme of the day of inappropriate obituaries.




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    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    There is so much I love about this video. First, I love bad Asian karaoke. It never fails to make me happy. There is such an innocence to it that cynical Westerners will never have. Second, I love that they thought one of the most badass Americans of our time, General Mattis, would want to hear a song from Sound of Music. Next time you hear a scaremonger story about the Chinese takeover of the world, remember that they chose to entertain one of the most powerful military leaders in the history of the world with Edelweiss. Third, it reminds me of PaloAltoCoug's posts about how Austrians hate when Americans talk about the song.


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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    There is so much I love about this video. First, I love bad Asian karaoke. It never fails to make me happy. There is such an innocence to it that cynical Westerners will never have. Second, I love that they thought one of the most badass Americans of our time, General Mattis, would want to hear a song from Sound of Music. Next time you hear a scaremonger story about the Chinese takeover of the world, remember that they chose to entertain one of the most powerful military leaders in the history of the world with Edelweiss. Third, it reminds me of PaloAltoCoug's posts about how Austrians hate when Americans talk about the song.

    That was weirdly awesome. Rodgers and Hammerstein bringing the world together. I especially liked the lounge singer approach taken by the singer; reminded me of Bill Murray's Nick Winters on SNL.

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    ‘We’re closed forever!’: How the search for the perfect selfie led to bedlam at an Ontario sunflower farm

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    "The apocalypse arrived on Saturday, the 28th. A few pictures of people posing among the roughly 1.4 million sunflowers had gone viral on Instagram. Cars began rolling up the driveway at 5:45 a.m. “We knew then something was up,” says Barry, who called Hamilton police for help.

    By noon, the hordes were coming from all directions. People were parking as much as a kilometre away. The crowds started ignoring the overwhelmed farm staff, strolling into the fields without paying. Police told the Bogles that parents were crossing four lanes of traffic with strollers, people were getting in fender benders – one driver had his door ripped off by a passing car. One officer told the family they would be fined.

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    One officer told a neighbour police had estimated the crowd at 7,000 cars."


    I have an Instagram account, but rarely post to it. I do post to Facebook periodically, but are people really this vain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tooblue View Post
    ...but are people really this vain?
    I assume this is a rhetorical question?
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    My wife and I went to my daughter’s middle school open house tonight. We went to all of her classes, met each teacher and they gave us a 5-10 minute breakdown of class assignments and expectations. We went to her accelerated English class where her teacher proudly proclaimed to be a graduate from Brigham Young University. I didn’t hear a word she said because I couldn’t stop staring at this fun little piece on the wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    My wife and I went to my daughter’s middle school open house tonight. We went to all of her classes, met each teacher and they gave us a 5-10 minute breakdown of class assignments and expectations. We went to her accelerated English class where her teacher proudly proclaimed to be a graduate from Brigham Young University. I didn’t hear a word she said because I couldn’t stop staring at this fun little piece on the wall.

    Come on!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    I don’t get it.
    It just seems like a bad idea to lecture kids on the importance of proper punctuation with a sentence that doesn’t use it. The lack of an apostrophe in “persons” makes me sad.

    But don’t worry, not everyone is cursed to always notice such details.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    It just seems like a bad idea to lecture kids on the importance of proper punctuation with a sentence that doesn’t use it. The lack of an apostrophe in “persons” makes me sad.


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    What? There is an apostrophe.
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    Hey honey, I’ve got a great idea...



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    That is brilliant.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Definitely getting right-swiped about a threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando View Post
    Definitely getting right-swiped about a threesome.
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    Just makes it seem like MOTCOJCOLDS do it in the church basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystripper View Post
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    not sure of the best place to put this, but yikes!

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/us/bl...rnd/index.html

    "First day she wanted to watch me, and 'get a feel' of Africa," he wrote in the e-mail. "So I shot a whole family of baboons. I think she got the idea quick." One of the animals in the photo appears to be a young baboon, bloodied and propped up on a larger one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    not sure of the best place to put this, but yikes!

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/us/bl...rnd/index.html
    Actually - I kind of find it funny that people are upset about him shooting some baboons. From what I understand, they can be huge pests and do a ton of damage to farms and ranches in the area. To have other commissioners saying anything about him shooting them is kind of weird. So they not control for coyotes in Idaho? When they're shooting them, do they only shoot the old ones?

    I get that he maybe comes across a little too happy about it. But whatever. Are we more worried about what he did, or how he feels about doing it?

    I guess I just don't care that much that he shot some baboons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    Actually - I kind of find it funny that people are upset about him shooting some baboons. From what I understand, they can be huge pests and do a ton of damage to farms and ranches in the area. To have other commissioners saying anything about him shooting them is kind of weird. So they not control for coyotes in Idaho? When they're shooting them, do they only shoot the old ones?

    I get that he maybe comes across a little too happy about it. But whatever. Are we more worried about what he did, or how he feels about doing it?

    I guess I just don't care that much that he shot some baboons.
    Interesting. I had no idea they equivalent to coyotes out here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    Interesting. I had no idea they equivalent to coyotes out here.
    Worse than coyotes.

    But that is really stupid to prop up a dead baboon family and share it on social media. If he gets fired, it should be for stupidity.
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    Yowza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Yowza.

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    https://www.al.com/news/huntsville/2...pep-rally.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    Did his cell phone play the fight song before or after the interview?
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