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  • So, my brother drives a 2011 7 Series that was stolen a few weeks ago. After pulling security footage from neighbors, the thieves approached the car with a device, which programmed a new fob key, which was then used to open and start the car. The process and issue is described here.

    Crazy that thieves can spend $30 on a hacking device and drive away with your car.
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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    • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
      So, my brother drives a 2011 7 Series that was stolen a few weeks ago. After pulling security footage from neighbors, the thieves approached the car with a device, which programmed a new fob key, which was then used to open and start the car. The process and issue is described here.

      Crazy that thieves can spend $30 on a hacking device and drive away with your car.
      He should park in the garage
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        He should park in the garage
        I didn't know Smith's had a garage.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Police say she abandoned her adopted daughter. She says the girl was actually an adult sociopath.

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...ult-sociopath/

          "She had traveled from Ukraine to the rolling hills and cornfields of Indiana, only to wind up on her own in a strange city. When police checked in with the girl in September 2014, it had been more than a year since she had seen or heard from her adoptive parents, who had changed her age from 11 to 22 on official documents and rented her an apartment before moving to Canada and leaving her behind.

          That was only the start of the bizarre criminal case enveloping Michael and Kristine Barnett, who last week were charged with felony neglect.

          According to local media outlets, the couple, who have since divorced, haven’t denied abandoning the girl just a little more than two years after they adopted her. But they disagree about whether she actually was a child — or an adult pretending to be one."

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          • yikes. a worthy entry, to be sure.
            I'm like LeBron James.
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            • Anyone see the film Orphan? There are definitely some parallels.
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                So, my brother drives a 2011 7 Series that was stolen a few weeks ago. After pulling security footage from neighbors, the thieves approached the car with a device, which programmed a new fob key, which was then used to open and start the car. The process and issue is described here.

                Crazy that thieves can spend $30 on a hacking device and drive away with your car.
                Hmm. My wife’s BMW is a 2011. Of course, it also has over 130k miles so if it was stolen we would be better off collecting the insurance on it.

                Computer security is hard.


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                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                  • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post



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                    What the...

                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        WHat a moron. That's as dumb as fact-checking a piece of satire.
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                        • I can't explain it - maybe you can.

                          I was at a Chevron today filling up. The cashier helping me with my two chicken tenders had a deep southern accent. I playfully said "you're not from around here are you?" She said "Where do you think I'm from?" I said - you're definitely from Alabama - and I can hear a tint of Tuscaloosa in there... wait... did you grow up around 5th and Main? She said - nah - I grew up over on sycamore.

                          She was totally from Tuscaloosa - I pulled it right out of the air. It was really funny.

                          When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
                          -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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                          • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                            I can't explain it - maybe you can.

                            I was at a Chevron today filling up. The cashier helping me with my two chicken tenders had a deep southern accent. I playfully said "you're not from around here are you?" She said "Where do you think I'm from?" I said - you're definitely from Alabama - and I can hear a tint of Tuscaloosa in there... wait... did you grow up around 5th and Main? She said - nah - I grew up over on sycamore.

                            She was totally from Tuscaloosa - I pulled it right out of the air. It was really funny.
                            What I can't understand is why you would put chicken tenders in your gas tank. I can see why you would need the cashier's help for that. Gas tanks aren't meant to be filled up with chicken tenders.

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                            • Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                              What I can't understand is why you would put chicken tenders in your gas tank. I can see why you would need the cashier's help for that. Gas tanks aren't meant to be filled up with chicken tenders.
                              As a professional reader and understanderer - I'm surprised that you assumed that I was filling my body with gas - rather than chicken tenders. Everyone know's the best chicken tenders are at Chevron.

                              When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
                              -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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                              • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                Yeah, we're going to give you back your power over your feet and over your vaginas, and instead will just control your ovaries, first forcing you to use them multiple times, and then shutting them down after first use.

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