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    Baron Davis and Laura Dern have found each other.

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    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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    she looks haggard
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    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    she looks haggard
    She's only 12 years older than him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    she looks haggard
    Being a vice admiral is hard on you.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    Being a vice admiral is hard on you.
    As is impersonating Merton Hanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPiney View Post
    Exercising and portion control... Even harder!
    Fat people...the last group that can be picked on in society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Tick View Post
    Fat people...the last group that can be picked on in society.
    Not true. It's still open season on Mormons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Not true. It's still open season on Mormons.
    My apologies. The last two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Not true. It's still open season on Mormons.
    Fortunately, that Venn diagram overlaps a LOT!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moliere View Post


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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    Fortunately, that Venn diagram overlaps a LOT!


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    Being fat is one of the few acceptable vices in Mormonism even though it technically violates the WoW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Tick View Post
    Fat people...the last group that can be picked on in society.
    You're much more diplomatic than I would've been. I'm glad you got here first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    Being fat is one of the few acceptable vices in Mormonism even though it technically violates the WoW.
    Not really. If you assume it results from failure to be moderate in all things you could argue that. But blame for most personal failings can be laid at the feet of failure to use moderation.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    yikes. the baron davis and laura dern post might be the best entry in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    yikes. the baron davis and laura dern post might be the best entry in this thread.

    No, the Jehovah's Witnesses' video for deaf people about not masturbating will always win this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    No, the Jehovah's Witnesses' video for deaf people about not masturbating will always win this thread.
    Blink, blink, WHAT? WHERE?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
    She dumped Ben Harper for the Baron?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    She dumped Ben Harper for the Baron?????

    Of course. Ben Harper couldn't do this:

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    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    She dumped Ben Harper for the Baron?????
    I think the real question is: what does he see in her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I think the real question is: what does he see in her?
    Just a Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart kind of guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Blink, blink, WHAT? WHERE?!?!


    http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...l=1#post868931
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    This video was recommended by YouTube after I watched the JW one. NSFW or with kids around.

    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    That model looks like Jessica Springsteen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by clackamascoug View Post
    That model looks like Jessica Springsteen.

    Are you calling Jessica Springstein a horze?!
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Oh my, this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long, long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Oh my, this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long, long time
    Me too. That was freaking hilarious.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Oh my, this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long, long time
    Like I've said for years...nothing in this thread will ever top this. I can't decide what's funnier, the motions and facial expressions, or that ASL is such a rich language that they have different signs for male and female masturbation. Linguistically (no pun intended), that's very interesting.
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